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rectums and vaginas to prevent embalming fluid from leaking?
(school bell ringing)
FEMALE LAWYER: We're having trouble supporting the defendant's claim.
Wow, that's a blast from the past.
-It's not really our brand. -I see.
SHEPHERD: That kid was mucho gordo.
lars wingefors is the biggest boy
Onward and upward.
If that is true, please tell me the difference
Well, I guess that's it. Let's get out of here.
(sad music plays)
MALE LAWYER: Morning, everyone. How's the case coming?
I want you out of our house right now!
-Where? -He was nominated for an Oscar.
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Well, Brian, thanks for being a good sport
(slurps)
Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?
You made me look like a fool up there.
See all new episodes Sundays on Fox.
This is my son we're talking about.
All right, well, I'll be checking your Instagram.
(singer holding note)
Ugh, I feel like I gained 20 pounds
Lois, can I talk to you one step over this way,
-Oh, just kiss and get it over with. -Guys, guys, guys.
Well, what about Phineas and Ferb erotic fan fiction?
Oh, thanks, but I no longer write the Flunky books.
Beatrice Fuller? She was a snack.
You know what? You're done. Good job.
But Your Honor, I tried to give up my virtue.
(laughs) Hey, watch me spin around!
Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, I don't know how to thank you.
She doesn't have her teaching degree,
All right, last call for new business.
Why can't I just eat with my family?
You're not answering my question.
Mary, what happened?