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Ooh! Frank, for a doctor, that‘s a very serious diagnosis.
— Radar? — Ten—hut!
Lieutenant, I‘ve always admired your analytical mind.
— You called Ge—— —I called General Barker.
— |fyou wouldjust sign right here? — Come on, Major.
However, in so doing, he has exposed himself.
It‘s gone!
It‘s Tuesday. It‘s 1951. What more do you have to know?
because I share my affections among the ladies.
then we can let things get back to abnormal around here.
Remember the old adage: “Methinks he doth protest too much.”
Look, Ho—jon, ifit’ll help at all,
Well, what do I have to do?
— Open it! — Oh, Henry, don‘t be ridiculous.
— Okay, let‘s knock it off. — Let me know when you all come to your senses.
Tough, ambitious, yet greasy Major Houlihan.
— Where are they? — On the night table, where I always keep them.
See what happens when youjump to conclusions?
— Why didn‘t youjust come and ask us? —Yeah.
— You know, I‘ve never hit a woman. — You put one hand on her——
— Looking for me, Hawkeye? — Not really.
Three hundred and almost ten dollars.
— It‘s getting late. |mightjust stay for 50. — Frank, my brushes?