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For real. You're pissin' me off.
Oh my God! Oh my God. Oh my God.
He found this grandma on the floor of the bathroom.
Yeah, but if I were God, I don't know
and you're like a DJ or a producer,
The baby was really cute, but no matter what he did,
♪ You're right by my side ♪
- Okay. - All right.
You understand? Watch this fuckin' kid.
You think I could, like, put my drawers on,
Like, there's a man sitting in the clouds...
Uh, no, I'm, I'm just... I'm in, I'm in high school.
- You wear a condom? - Come on, bruh, chill...
Come on. Let's go, man. Ain't got all fuckin' night.
Rue?
- Yo, yo. What's good, man? - McKay, good to see you.
What was... The fuckin' dude with the long hair
♪ So fuck peace ♪
♪ You come around, it's like I just gotta ♪
Would you like a ride to this party?
Yo, how the fuck do you know all of this?
I can't believe you took a shit at a party,
And when shit went down...
I wasn't. I wasn't snorting anything.
We are not involved with any illegal activity.
♪ Have left a mark on me ♪
- Like what? - Like, I'm,
Says the guy who brings
- Okay? - Stop!
He ain't a kid, asshole. He's my partner.
Fifty-six.
'Cause the more you move up in the world,
♪ We keep on comin' while we runnin' for your jewels ♪
♪ Dead of night ♪
She never came back to pick him up.
Happy New Year's, motherfucker.