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Yeah, but if I were God, I don't know
Happy New Year's, motherfucker.
I wasn't. I wasn't snorting anything.
We are not involved with any illegal activity.
You understand? Watch this fuckin' kid.
and you're like a DJ or a producer,
- Yo, yo. What's good, man? - McKay, good to see you.
♪ Have left a mark on me ♪
Like, there's a man sitting in the clouds...
'Cause the more you move up in the world,
For real. You're pissin' me off.
The baby was really cute, but no matter what he did,
Would you like a ride to this party?
♪ You're right by my side ♪
♪ So fuck peace ♪
What was... The fuckin' dude with the long hair
Rue?
- Like what? - Like, I'm,
Fifty-six.
He ain't a kid, asshole. He's my partner.
You think I could, like, put my drawers on,
♪ Dead of night ♪
Says the guy who brings
♪ We keep on comin' while we runnin' for your jewels ♪
- You wear a condom? - Come on, bruh, chill...
- Okay. - All right.
Come on. Let's go, man. Ain't got all fuckin' night.
Uh, no, I'm, I'm just... I'm in, I'm in high school.
I can't believe you took a shit at a party,
And when shit went down...
Yo, how the fuck do you know all of this?
- Okay? - Stop!
He found this grandma on the floor of the bathroom.
♪ You come around, it's like I just gotta ♪
Oh my God! Oh my God. Oh my God.
She never came back to pick him up.