Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Carlton had 2,800. He's the closest.

- Sleeping? - He must be narcoleptic.

- I'm not having this conversation. - You didn't even gamble.

Look, there it is. Totem Pole Ranch, turn left.

Now they've lost their way.

Those nickels and dimes add up, my dear.

I really like your dike. Bike.

Actually, it's not a buffet.

- Get away from him. - I can feel it. It's very small.

Hi. I'm checking out. 14322.

- What is he doing? - I think he's sleeping.

Let's go back to Vegas.

You know what? He's right.

That's for fixed wing. I'm in a chopper. We use a different system.

- Hi, everybody. Miss me? - Hey!

Son of a... Come back here!

Referee Owen Templeton made the biggest bonehead call...

Lucy, your hair!

or I swear to God, I'll report you to the escort service.

If we win, we split everything 50-50. You can even hold the key.

Somebody once told me

Jesus, how much is this?

Remember Marty, the bus driver?

- What's going on? - No, no. We just met this morning.

- Okay. - I'm just gonna go look around.

I don't know who you people are or where you came from...

Drove 500, and Chipper Jones struck out in that key situation.

Jason, look back there for an empty jar.

"Pick me. Pick me. Don't be afraid. I don't bite.

Just one mile. Come on!

He's our new driver.

All right, so we can still win...

I'm not cuttin' short my first family vacation...

There it is. It's coming down right there.

See? I told you we didn't need a bellman.

- It's not your fault. - We'll tell the company.

vVery good, Nick. I think Nick should be our captain.

Okay, fine, but 10 minutes.

- They'll never come around again. - Exactly.

You pussy. You can't leave. It's still goin' on up there.

Okay, let's see. Afro Whores.

This is Merrill.

filled with Pepto-Bismol.

Life is nothin' It's a nothin'

To the sound of the storm comin' strictly from the B-A-H-A M-E-N

I did it myself.

- Albuquerque. - Okay, look.

I hired a detective. I spent all my money. Now we're going to meet.

I just wanted to say hi to my boyfriend.

Ajar? Girls don't pee in jars.

I could use a little fuel myself

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

"Where a spectacular...

Of course I do. I'm not retarded. "Tell 'em about the shortcut."

And ask them to call the police.

That "other-ucking" bastard!

You can fly. Nobody else can fly.

Okay, this is it. See that glass?

Ladies, Lucys, Lucys, stay behind the line, please.

Okay, so, you're not goin' for it?

Bev, wake up. Wake up. Third Reich's here. Come on.

This is bigger than my condo.

- What's your name, pretty lady?" - Vera.

Judgin' by the hole in the satellite picture

Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid

Ma'am, really. We're not interested.

- Her amniotic fluid is gushing out. - Gushing?