Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's the gambling experience of a lifetime.
And we're going public.
It's fantastic, isn't it?
Sure. What would you like?
I’m haulin ass
I guess...
- That'll be 10.50, buddy. - Keep the change.
I got nowhere to go!!!
And she was lookin' kind of dumb
As you go in the front door, there's some lockers on the right.
'Cause he knows, don't mess with us.
- Yes, I do. - My God, what have I done?
Comin' through!
- Sex change? - Yeah.
I'll get him. I'm gonna get you, stupid hardware guy!
So much to do, so much to see
- Are you Harold? - Yes.
- You happy? You happy? - Okay.
Which movie runs in my mind? Rat Race. Keep on driving the bus no matter the chaos.
- Guys, I need this balloon. - Hey, what are you doing?
The hooker... The hooker... The hooker is taking the money.
- Guess what I got back there. - You just told me.
featuring two sexy soul sisters..."
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
My God! What was I thinking? I want my five months back!
Now, as you know, the odds against winning a jackpot downstairs...
He ruined our whole vacation!
Oh, yeah, go to the moon
pull yourselves together and bring us a drink?
The young woman in the black coat. She looks desperate.
- Bev, his and her bathrobes. - Yes.
Hello, Owen!
Come on, Nick. Let's go.
Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid
'cause I trust your judgment.
Mimosa.
No! No! Shut up, you crazy Lucy bitches! Shut up!
It's a race. It's a race.
vagina.
I don't think so.
Yes, but she has her mother with her.
The world is gonna roll me
I really like your dike. Bike.
Vera Baker.
- This is your license? - Yes, it is.
Mother of mercy! Where'd you come from? Car trouble?
I got nowhere to go!!
- So, it'll relax you. - I mean, I'm flying. I'm a pilot.
Mr. Calvert, what is the current land speed record?
Good boy!
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am. We've been in line over 20 minutes.
Where you goin'? Maybe I can drop you off.
All right, little brother, you steal a car.
- I'm Nick Schaffer. - Tracy Faucet.
It's on fire!
Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press...
That's Charlene's car.
Do it! Just shut up and get it done!
That's it, Tracy. You and I are through.
You're fine! You look great.
Look at it. It's gonna leak like a sieve.
Gordon, stay here and watch the board. Tell us where they're going.
I was here for a friend's bachelor party. I guess he's the gambler.
I don't care what you get as long as it's fast.
I'm gonna try to steal that Corvette right there.
There's at least one.
- Hey, hey! - I know what I'm doing!
Please. Come in.
Just one and hurry.
A joke. He made a joke.
Duane, stop the car! Stop the car!
Aw!
We don't have much time.
All right, take those off right now.
Please, Daddy. Please, please, please, please, please.
Don't worry. My father's a navy pilot. I've been flying since I was 15.
Why? Why my hat?
We never get to stop anywhere I want to.
Gentlemen, grab your drinks. We're going to Silver City.
All that glitters is gold
for one of our many white, Christian, non-Jewish friends...
Donkey Princess Fiona
Mucus gushing... It's gushing.
- Get up! - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
They're always pissed... They're Liberals It's like it's their job
- Where are you from, Harry? - From here.
They took her to Circuit City?
you have the chance of playing a game...
personal liability, blah, blah, blah.
- I'm no bus driver. - Don't say that.
Okay, we're at 2.4 miles.
Hi. Do you think you gals could...
Quick! The pants. And the hat.
- Give it to me. You can't play that. - Why not?
Come on. Come on. Fetch. Fetch it.
Wow! A Barbie Museum! Can we stop?
There's a bathroom in the back.