Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, just stop, stop!

Well, I've got a woman story for you that you're not gonna believe.

Oh, Dad, I've been worried sick. Where have you been?

No, I'm afraid not.

Well, I'll tell you what we're not gonna do:

You know what, fine.

The breeze was just warm enough that you could wear

and make every private there feel important.

Aw, you weren't selfish.

You should be very proud of your dad.

Everyone here admires your dad.

Hey, Peter, how you doing?

Look, I took a picture of her.

I didn't think he was that gay.

No, that's just it-- it was right here in town last night.

Son, you have my word, I am not gay.

Hey, guys, you got a minute?

This is not a joke, Peter, okay?!

Family Guy 8x18 Quagmire's Dad Original Air Date on May 9, 2010

and make every private there feel important.

Aw, damn, I was just there. Really?

I Fucked Your Screen

I'll blow your head off!

Did I tell you about... that over there?

Wow, you must be proud.

Really? Well, then how do you know he's gay?

All of these people came out just to honor you.

Huh? An alien in a grass skirt

But I did put a lot of planning into the meal.

Yeah, Stewie, I gotta go.

How was the seminar?

I don't think you'll have any control over it.

You're just jealous 'cause I found a real woman.

Just, just tell me the truth!

Lois, you're not gonna believe this.

I remember the sky was a majestic orange.

No, he'd date men.

Don't want to get behind you in the mess hall, huh?

Now calm down. You're ruining this ball.

I don't know. Have fun at the circus.

♪ All the things that make us ♪

Hey, hey, you know what we should do?

See, Quagmire? I told you he's gay.

"Gee, your house looks beautiful.

My dad's coming to visit.

to be different, so be very nice.

Windows 7 Be.... UP!

Quagmire, don't you see it?

At the navy ball, you'll see how much of a man he is

the first one I ever got over there

They're cutting off his penis in there!

with the rest of it.

so he can be a lesbian?

See, Quagmire? I told you he's gay.

Oh, my God, what- wha-what does it look like?

And, of course, it's the day of all days

I made a crumble.

You know what? Never mind.

Not a bad option to have in the back pocket

Peter, no, he didn't!

I was just being colorful

Nice to meet you, Glenn.