Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have some news.
Okay, fine. I'll make you one; you tell a story.
Peter, what are you doing home?
I'd gotten a haircut earlier that day,
Your dad had the best penis in the military.
We-we should all be so gay!
How is he, Doc? Is he all right?
Did I tell you about... that over there?
You know, kids.
And a lot of little things:
This my son Glenn.
or did they reassign some ass fat up there?
I love you, too, Glenn.
Hey, I have an inside-out penis."
Oh, you met her at the seminar?
All of these people came out just to honor you.
The fact that your last name is Griffin is a pleasantry
Lieutenant Commander Dan Quagmire, is now a woman.
What? You did?
I'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.
India Bitch! Yikes That Stinks!
Oh, come on.
Nothing you'd look twice at, but not bad.
Oh, hey, Brian.
Because, frankly, it didn't.
Ida.
Where is he?!
I don't think he knows.
I absorbed so much.
Meg, please.
if you and Lois would join us as his guest at the naval ball.
What about, Ida?
You're just leaving for a few days.
If I ever see you anywhere near my house, If I ever see you anywhere near my house,
Those seminars can wear you out.
Not to worry, I called in,
I love you, too, Glenn.
That is hysterical. I know, huh?
When are you coming back?
No, Ida.
coaie
We-we should all be so gay!
Family Guy 8x18 Quagmire's Dad Original Air Date on May 9, 2010
7 x 17 x 31 = 3689
I don't know.
Suck on that, Quagmire.
You're kidding.
Coffee Bastard! Of Dead Mine!
with Quagmire and hid dad.
and you just said, "Good luck"?
as far as relationships and sex and stuff?
You're my dad.
And then I get back here last night,
Hello, everyone!
juggling torches.
What are you gonna name it, huh?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I realize I put a lot on you.
I think of it kind of like a huge screen.
I'll talk to you later. Wait, wait, hang on, Brian!
You know what?
Um... hey, remember when we met him the other day,
Well, honey, I've extended our line of credit
Okay, you know what? Elephant in the room.
Brian.
No, he'd date men.
Oh, yeah.
between his butt cheeks.
Just, just tell me the truth!
Oh, my God, Glenn, he's amazing.
Okay, this is not the help I came over here for.
♪ Are you ready, boots? ♪
Yeah, gay.
Me after unscrewing a bolt Me: 2 seconds later
if you're happy, I'm happy for you.