Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He'd walk into an army barracks

I'll blow your head off!

There was, um, something else I wanted to tell you.

You're jealous! Huh?

Okay, fine. I'll make you one; you tell a story.

Suck on that, Quagmire.

Anything he lops off, we get to bring home for Brian.

And, of course, it's the day of all days

Quagmire's dad's gay.

You know, you're asking me to accept an awful lot.

(SPEAKING YIDDISH)

How do you do it?

So I finally tell them,

And then like the fifth or sixth sex,

All right, all right.

Okay, well, first, the seminar was terrific.

Here, Lois, take a look.

No one dances like Lieutenant Commander Dan Quagmire.

Feel good about what you just said?

Come on, Dad...

Those seminars can wear you out.

No. They had a fight; she's staying at the Marriott.

Jeez. No, it's okay, it's a perfectly normal question.

Well, it's not!

Hey, Glenn, you're not gonna give your dad an entrance?

Well, your loss, Brian.

the man of a thousand chicks.

So tell me about those knockers.

This sailor needs a cosmo.

Wow, you must be proud.

You're kidding.

Gay. Gay. Yeah, gay.

Tell me. Tell me.

Oh, darn, I must've missed him.

No, it, it wasn't funny. Oh, my God.

We can't sit here and just pretend everything's the same.

♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

If I ever see you anywhere near my house,

Oh, thank you, Glenn.

Oh, Dad, I've been worried sick. Where have you been?

I'm gonna hold you to that.

Oh, what?! What the hell? ! What's wrong with you?!

his friend are coming over soon for dinner.

Which one are you? Peter, sir.

Come on, Dan, let's get a drink.

You know, not half bad.

Brian, it's so boring here.

All right, you're all done. Go.

Wow, you saved our lives, Aquaman!

What do you want, a parade?

and he had the complete DVD set of Sex and the City

All I've talked about for years with these people

I fucked your dad.

He'd walk into an army barracks

He can be such a nudge.

Well, that was quite a performance.

Sounds the same.

Quagmire's father, decorated war hero,

How does this happen?

Wha... Is-is...?

you're gonna walk off into the woods and die.

This corn is special.