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doesn't mean she can't do her job.
You know how much this shit cost?
scrumptious
Look at all this hi-tech spy equipment.
Take a seat. - Don't mind if I do.
Excuse me, sir. This is a restricted... good God!
Are we clear? - Very good, sir.
In fact, the decorated four-star general and Vietnam vet...
In fact, I've decided to use the General to launch Operation Whitewash.
It's Macy Gray with pork-chop sideburns!
Never know. Might be a Republican. - Oh, please.
Hello-ooo, Mr. James Brown.
I have a couple of things for you.
Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other.
Smart brother, am I gone die?
of the '70s would be lost forever,...
As it turns out, I have just the product.
A spectral analysis has ironically confirmed traces of poultry on Mr. Feather.
That's right. That's good.
As you can see, the General is totally under our control.
What's he doing?
Just be careful with this. If you smoke too much,...
Some people got jungle fever. She got the flu.
life as you've known it will soon cease to exist.
Anton Jackson.
I call it...
Come on, Anton.
That cat'll be long gone by that time.
And now, am I correct in assuming that the Cadillac...
And I'm tired of you disrespecting me!
She had pink nipples? Big ones.
If that is your real name.
No, man. You can't be doing that. - What were you doing?
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL!
Sorry about all that. - I shit on myself!
You know what I'm sayin'?
E's and R's?
We're definitely on the right track.
Hustle, hustle! Come on, white girl!
What's going down? - What are you doing with that girl?
you can all get the beejeebies out of here.
simply press the button on this side of the watch.
Mr. Feather, The Man wants to see you.
I want to. Really, I do.
Apparently, he was erasing mortgage records...
.
This is some kind of secret organization you have here.
that's so popular with today's black youth.
Hurry up, baby.
Our friends at Multinational Inc. have been developing a new drug...
See what you can do with it. - Right on.
It's time to... platform out of here.
Let's get while the getting's good.
At least he got the job done.
Slaves cooked that chicken
this certainly will be an exciting race.
No, sir.
Long.
First of all, you forgot about my big, black, fuzzy balls.
This ain't no Ferrari.
Why? So you can tell me what a sellout I am again?
And that's why we believe there's got to be...
Where the hell have you been?!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire your sorry keister!
I found one. But it only works on one person at a time.
Don't touch me!
You trying to kill me? - If you're going to pass in white America,...
i.E... . It's all good,...
Put down the mayonnaise... slowly.
but this is kinda catchy.
Now, that's a long way down.
One blast should be enough to make Caucasian food edible.
Smart Brother, how's it coming with this antidote?