Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would Agent Jefferson please pick up the black courtesy phone?

How's it going today?

meaning, I'm hunting niggas!

influencing all facets of American life.

Man, you really need to relax.

Smart brother AM I GONNA DIE?

I have sat on the sidelines of race relations long enough.

Name one thing the Republican party has done for black people. One!

Uh, will they, Feather?

It's just not fair.

Was it everything I dreamed of?

He said he would stick his foot...

Okay, Bruce Leroy, turn around.

we'll only be making him a hero.

Little by little we're blending and merging until one day...

Come on, Anton.

Sisqo! - No-ooo!

Any final requests?

Atomic core overload in five minutes.

Yeah, man. Let the team do it.

Just give me 10 minutes.

I hate to say it,...

what y'all are doing here at the Brotherhood,...

Lay down the boogie.

Everything's a party over here with you people, isn't it?

I'm gonna chop your feathers off and put you in Chinatown!

What happened to you? - He had sex with a white girl, that's what!

I'd ask this skinny black ass! - In your face!

White girl or no white girl, where the hell have you been?

now that I'm no longer in uniform.

we're all going to be one united people...

Black-eyed peas, Mashed potatoes, macaroni...

It's the honky patrol.

Sistah Girl, the camera's up.

that he is a candidate for presidency of the United States.

Come on. - You don't want to mess with me, man!

Everything we'll need to take it to The Man.

I am not a sissy!

Would you stop fooling around?

Don't you agree, Mr. Feather? - Word.

The revolution will not be televised.

it's going to have you all paranoid and shit.

Sleeps with black men.

I can help you stop his evil plan.

All of this! - How dare you!

So pay attention.

Then, I reached deep within...

I know whose money is in it. I'm keeping it real.

Blackness confirmed. You got soul.

But if it was me, I would have ripped his spine out of his ass!

changed the face of our nation,...

Hey, slow down over there, people!

Aw, hell, they moved.

now I help you to get your chicken on.

You know what they say,

Babe Ruth... black man.

And they look at me, and all they see...

But in workin' with y'all, I've come to realize...

Shaquille O'Neal!

A movie. Come on, man!

I mean, just because a girl has a healthy sexual appetite,...

I just watched this show...

I'm getting too old for this shit.

There'll be another day to fight The Man.

So, I bought some.

These seemingly random events were in fact orchestrated...

You know, you and I have tons in common.

and all they see is a threatening black man.

How are you doing Not bad but they only same

What kind of self-respecting black man would run as a Republican?