Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL!
You hit me pretty good, but I wasn't ready.
Come on!
Oh, the mind control formula is complete.
It ain't no thang.
Damn duck shoes.
If I wanted to hear something stupid,...
How's it going there?
Good Lord.
Is this Michael Bolton's version of that thong song?
Let me tell you something Do it now
there was a secret organization dedicated to truth,...
Oh, yeah.
Got to get My cool back
That's all for today.
No, I haven't. It's my first time.
hip-and-now fashion, and their cool slang...
Shh, it's gonna be all right, baby. Don't look!
Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know...
Bye. - Move it.
I don't give a damn how sexy you look...
It's James Brown touchdown!
General, if it's not too much of a bother,...
What do you say there?
Oh, my. Jackson.
I'll cross-reference the bank's security camera with our database.
Oh, you in too. What the fuck?! Chief!
Leave him.
Yeah? Good.
You see what's happening?
I had 'em, baby. Yeah, I saw.
Really? Usually I get Al Roker.
Spy in the building!
Thanks, Anton. You're so sweet.
Now Boutwell might be President?!
Remember this?
They gonna make Peking Pigeon out of you!
Terry McMillan? How Stella Got Her White Man Back?
That's right. It's goin' to the streets. Hey, y'all!
to absorb the whole of white culture...
want2 fuck arr naur cleorr
A bird gonna shit on my windshield?!
We interrupt this broadcast to take you live...
Oh, okay. Thank you.
Good work, Sistah Girl.
you must be here for Undercover Brother.
Come on!
Multinational Inc. 's deal with the General.
The General's lost his damn mind.
Enjoy, huh?
You that Sistah Girl from the bank, huh?
I'm bouncin'. Shakin' a spot.
I want the White House to stay white.
I performed a full range spectral analysis...
Or the F.B.I.
This dinosaur is out there. Hey, black man, look out.
Damn it, woman, would you just back off?!
And a crossover amp and subwoofer for your eight-track.
But you down.
How can you do this to me?
And look...
This is a job, not some kind of damn summer camp!
Hi.
Yes, ma'am.
Look at that. Look at that there.
That afro!
You know what I'm saying?!
Oh, I don't judge people by how they dress,...
we'd be hard-pressed to find him.