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I want you all to go for a swim!
[Abigail] Okay, I'm going to the lifeboat now.
resting on the side of... the chair.
When are you able to put on your uniform and be there for the guests?
- On one attack? - Yeah, one attack.
Ludmilla...
"I'm an Aryan 'UÜbermensch', too obsessed with the image of myself
"It's H&M!"
So, is this runway casting for a grumpy brand or a smiley brand?
It was just... I don't know, it was there,
Yeah.
Do you want me to try it on so you can see it on a hand?
- Oh, I can't concentrate... - Oh, God!
Let's enjoy this moment.
[Sighs]
What?
Take a few, and I'll take them back, cos I don't wanna do this.
Are you also sitting at the captain's table?
We're from Great Britain.
One for you.
- [Paula] Open the hatch! - [All shouting] Water! Water!
You want to tell this donkey to...
Don't point at her. Put your hands down.
You're scaring people. Put the stick down.
[Footsteps]
- [Jarmo] Let us in. - [Dimitry] For you... original Rolex.
There's a crew member up on deck with no shirt on.
Once I realized you didn't have enough cash, I paid the bill.
- Actually... I have a question. - Yes, of course.
[Man] You make money from that?
Come on! Sit down, sit down.
Okay, Carl. Show us some of that grumpy look.
- It was... - I love him. I love him!
I didn't realize you wanted the money right now before going to bed.
- I can't do the Captain's Dinner now! - No, I'm asking you a question, Thomas.
- Yeah... - I love you.
You're not just a crazy Russian... shit seller.
- I love you so much. - Well, I hate you.
- Yep. - Okay.
[Paula] Come on, this is ridiculous.
Problematic?
Settle down now. Stay calm in this situation.
That's not fair, Carl.
- [Thomas] That's... that's pretty good. - Yeah?
I want all the staff to go for a swim!
I would say: look good.
Oh, hello, ma'am. How are you?
- No? - No, I'm not. I'm not. It's just like...
...we think we're missing a pack of pretzel sticks.
I don't know, I was just born into this life. It was not my fault.
Wait.
[Dimitry] You can cry on my shoulder!
What have you been doing?
[Ludmilla] Oh, my God! Oh!
[Yaya] Ooh...
"The last capitalist we hang will be the one who sold us the rope."
That's so sweet of you.
- Abigail! - Yaya!
Hmm...
Well, you don't think it's because it's so tied to gender roles?
It was just an observation. Just something I've noticed.
Abigail... maybe you can come and work for me?
Good society.
This donkey wants to be in control.
I would like to do something generous to you.
Good?
My suggestion is that the boys...
- Whoo! - Ya!
Well... Well, I don't know.
[Camera clicking]
What are you...? Don't!
[Deep thud]
What did you say?
That's so sweet of you, madam, but I'm perfectly fine.
[Braying in pain]
- Come on. - Okay.
I know, but that doesn't mean that you can put me in-between the two of you.
[Dimitry chuckles]
- [Door opens] - Do you have problem with that?
[Knocking at door]
No, no. Just wait. If we go back the last week or so,
- Alicia? - Yeah?
"to each according to his needs"?
Okay. A classic.
- [Darius] Welcome. - [Thomas] Hello, ma'am.
[Paula] Ow! Shit!
Madam.
[Jarmo] Yes!
I'll make you love me.
Aren't you going to eat the pasta?
[Paula] Thank you. And how many are you?
If you love her, you have to fight for her.
Thank you.
- Yeah, I'm very hot. - You should take that off.
'There are very few that are gonna look in the mirror and say:
Hey...
- Yeah. - Shit!
Next, please!
- I'm trying to defend myself. - Don't defend yourself!
- Okay. - Let me see you. Okay.
- I'm responsible for everybody here! - I know, I'm sorry, I know.
is to become someone's trophy wife.
[Dimitry] Paula, ask for food, yeah?
'you don't pay your fair share...'
You... You haven't got a one!
For you. For me.