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Wait, wait, wait...
[Jarmo] Let's take a look at the expression.
- [Man groans] - Sir?
Drink!
- Yes. - Yes! Ha-ha!
- This is so silly. - Yeah.
- And this is my husband, Winston. - Winston.
One for me.
- Can you do that? - Yeah, so like a rhythm?
What are you doing? What's taking so long? Come on.
You have the panna cotta, I'll have a tiramisu.
We need all of these boxes out. Okay?
[Nelson] What's in it?
"Suddenly, I'm dressed in something way less expensive.
- It was sails. - [Thomas] Magnus says yes.
With respect to your expertise in this situation...
This is really, really bad.
[Nelson] Ah, again! Do it again!
[Captain] Uh, well, no, I'm...
Yeah, yeah... So, in the beginning of 80s,
- Money must not sleep, you know. - Okay.
I sell shit.
- Stay calm. - I work in the engine room.
- You didn't take it, did you? - No.
But, but, but, but if today was your last day alive...
- Texting you multiple times. - Hmm, a lot...
Ooh!
Everybody, let's try to keep calm. Take your seats.
Abigail! Abigail, there's an elevator!
- [Applause and cheering] - Fabulous! Fabulous, Carl!
Well, your break is over. Go back to work.
- If you don't mind? - No, of course.
[Man singing in distance]
[Chair moves]
[Woman in Swedish] How are you?
No, no, no! Come back! Come back, please.
You're acting like children. Give me the whistle!
- Money! - [All] Yes!
Money.
- [Woman] Oh... you choose. - [Man] A-ha...
- Come on, dance with me! - No, no...
Oh, my God...
- Did she catch that with her hands? - [Paula] Good job, Abigail!
It's not about the fucking money, Yaya!
- Thomas! Thomas! Thomas? - You are great. You are not fired.
Maybe it was the sundeck roof?
- [Nelson] What's he doing? - [Paula] No, no, no.
Can you relax your Triangle of Sadness?
It's just all this fucking sneaking around and hiding things from everyone.
- You find your own food. - What? Come on, man...
- Is it this one? - Yes. Go ahead.
[Captain] Yeah, I'm not drunk! I told you, I'm not feeling well.
[Woman] 'The success of a luxury cruise mainly depends on two moments.
[Man] Thank you very much! You're very generous!
You need help?
- A massage, or... - A massage?
Ma'am Paula...
- You fucking child! - Seriously...
[Answering message]
- Karl Marx. - Oh! Shit!
[Belches] Excuse me.
Talking
- I don't have a seat now. - Can you just...? There's a seat.
♪ Higher and higher, hello
Darius, could you stand next to him? Just to make sure...
[Insects chirruping, animals barking]
My girlfriend is expensive.
Do you know the amount of work I put into this island?
- [Ludmilla] I love you, baby! - [Man] Yeah, yeah...
...a unicorn!
- Why are you even here? - I'm on my break.
...you know, I'll see you later.
Okay, the feet are close, close together.
Balenciaga!
- And... and smile. - Mm-hmm...
I'm sorry, I've never seen you before.
[Therese shouting in distance]
You don't have to know where those bombs are exploding.
Hey.
Sir. Sir!
Thomas? Hello?
You work too hard, come on.
And when this happened, I... I just felt like, "Why? Why?"
See if I can find something.
[Mutters] For fuck's...
Now you go in your cabin. Relax, and we have discuss...
[Woman] Fine.
Come on, stop it.
- [Carl] Which one? - Seriously?
...if you can't handle it, just tell me, nobody's forcing you to do anything.
[Carl] Hmm...
Are you being serious?
- What was it? - I don't know what it is.
I know all the challenges you're facing.
"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell."
- What are you going to do, Yaya? - Go for a hike over the mountain.
And do you know why that is so beautiful?
No, it's really impressive.
- It'll be real love as well. - Oh, yeah?
- Well... Are you sure? - I'm sure.
[Man] Oh?
And maybe that's why you should not be so lazy and dependent on me.
It's not so much apps as code.
[Crew speaking Greek and laughing]
[Laughing]
One for you. One for me.
So, what happened here?
Oh, thank you!
Carl, I always intended to pay you back.
Big dilemma.
[Carl] Hmm...
Then you'll make the fire after you're done fishing, and then we should...
[Woman 2] Wow!
- You don't know how to handle... - What yacht?
Look at me.
So, what do you do?
- [Man] Just say what you have to say. - [Dimitry] Stop.
Why is your hand under her jacket on a chair?
- Margaret Thatcher. - You're going to like this one...
[Blows whistle]
- [Woman] And chips? - [Paula] And chips.
[Laughing]
[Rumbling and banging]
- Come on! - Yes, I do but...
Producing products in precision engineering.
Are you okay?
- Open the door, Thomas. - I'm so sorry, that was irresponsible.
- Oh, are you okay? - [Sudden violent gust]
'This is an emergency call.
Well, smiley brands are the cheap ones,
"for not that much money! #friendship, #everyonesequal,