Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Tannoy bells chime]

...to not be so scared.

Can I help you, sir?

Just have the First take care of it, and then...

[Blows whistle]

You can call me the King of the Shit!

They're really, really nice girls! Generous. Caring.

Oh! Sorry, sorry!

- Relax. I will buy... - I'm not a communist!

we will clean the sails.

I'm not a great... Hey! I'm not a great...

You realize what position that puts me in?

- All of this? - Yes.

Do you think it's possible to wash them?

I mean, you didn't watch the fire.

I'll come back and talk to you about this later.

Alicia, who do we have onboard?

In the restaurant, with the bill...

- [Yaya] Abigail! Hurry up! - I'm coming!

Good evening. Welcome to the Captain's Dinner.

[Man] And the desert is tiramisu.

- [Woman] Oh! - [Man] Okay.

Just right up there. Yeah. Just there.

- Stop it, stop it, stop it... - Now?

'"Throughout history wars have been waged for conquest and plunder.

What are you doing?

- I go fishing every day, I make fire... - I know, I know.

[Muttering in various languages]

And we have a point nine diamond in the middle,

- We pulled together, didn't we? - Yes, we did, darling.

[Yaya sighs heavily]

She just gave me a whole fucking packet of pretzels for you...

I don't wanna annoy anyone anymore.

- [Steward] No. - [Woman] No?

Oh... Okay. Well, what's the forecast?

Can you just sit down, please? I'm not obsessed with money.

[Therese shouting in distance]

What the fuck are you doing?

Hi! Eh... Can you please come back?

- No, you can come back a bit later. - Okay, one hour?

- What have you been doing? - Trying to sleep on a chair.

Every bomb that's dropped, somebody makes a million dollars.

'And number two: the last day the guests are onboard.

Bobby Kennedy, and John F. Kennedy.

And the sun was shining, everything was perfect.

Yeah. And they were dirt-gray.

- Ah... - That's Edward Abbey.

"Never argue with an idiot, they'll only bring you down to their level

And you'll love me.

[Paula] There's water in there.

[Diarrhea flows]

- It's like between your eyebrows here. - Okay.

- How rich are you? - Oh, I'm so...

Come on! Chop, chop! You're going to water slide.

You're not understanding the point! It's not about the money!

- What's going on? - They're hunting something.

A Russian capitalist, and an American communist.

- [Whistle blowing] - Yeah... Coming!

Is it your chest? Here, chest pains.

- [Yaya laughs] - No offense.

[Squeegee squeaking]

'Along with Britain, we carved up the Middle East,

- Isn't this one of ours? - Oh, no!

- I promise you that. - Alright, thanks.

- Could you show the guest the bridge? - Yes, of course.

And you said you were gonna pay...

[Therese shouting]

Take two out. One each. They'll never notice it.

- Good evening, madam. - Good evening.

So the waiter came in, and put it in the middle of the table just there.

No, I won't do anything you're not comfortable with.

I need to know that the person I'm with intends to take care of me.

Why? I make more money than you.

Is there anything you wish for?

Oh, no! Oh! I am so sorry, darling.

- [Speaks German] Careful! Careful! - Thank you for tonight.

I do think it's quite crazy how it's such a hard thing to talk about.

- Hey, I'm talking to you. - Me?

Okay. Okay, okay. Let's get this day started.

[Jarmo] I would give you my Patek Philippe.

Okay... To kill a donkey, it may be a great achievement.

- [Paula] It's Abigail. Abigail! Come out! - Ma'am Paula?

What do we have here?

No. I want full set-up every morning.

- [Paula] Who are you? - Who am I?

Until the Captain's Dinner.

Er... could you just do me a favor?

- Shall we just have one more? - Yeah.

[Nelson] No. We don't go there. What?

Well, I don't think that's possible, ma'am, because, er...

[Thomas] The sails?

[Abigail] Have one more.