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- Deal. - Yeah.
- [Carl] Let me pay. - Just wait!
[Carl] When was it? Er, three years ago.
[Braying]
[Carl] Okay, let me try.
[Paula] No, maybe not enough, but we need to work together.
[Giggling]
- The sails, yes. - Oh...
- How'd that go? - Well, I'm back.
- Yes. Yes, of course! - Is that alright?
- What a nice fish, huh? - Yes.
[Weeping and retching continues]
Who are you?
- No shirt on? - Yes.
- Oh, yeah? - No! I'm serious now!
[Paula] Darius? I need your help.
Keep moving, everything is fine. Everything is fine.
- [Waitress] Sir. - Madam.
- [Yaya shouts] - A what?
- Give him applause! Hey! - [All chant] Jarmo! Jarmo! Jarmo...
[Yaya] What?
Okay?
- What, sorry? - I sell shit!
You're the captain.
- Al...? - Can you leave us for a bit, please?
- What? - She left the bag.
Do any of you know how to make a fire?
I was sleeping, and then...
You just have to stroke her ego.
To paint a donkey!
'now is setting course for Cuba,
It doesn't really matter who makes more money.
No.
- Can you take my picture? - Oh, yeah, of course.
Oh, shit...
Yes. He says yes.
Okay, so... Let's just... tell them the truth.
- School. - Ah...
And I know you have a good heart in there, somewhere.
[Indistinct radio transmission]
So, I want to know, did your parents support you in being a male model?
Is it possible to look at the engagement rings?
You think they want some champagne?
Have fun!
- Okay! - [Dimitry] Paula, we need water...
♪ I... was born free, born free
So, business start, yeah?
There's a cash machine in the lobby. I'll pay you back every last cent...
and look down on your consumer.
I don't want to be the man, whilst you're the woman,
- [Yaya shouts] - I can't hear you!
- No. - No?
- You just don't do that. - Do what?
Those regulations trimmed... 25% off on profits.
- Who am I? - The captain.
- This wonderful Miss... - Alicia.
- [Darius] Enjoy your dinner. - Thank you.
[Paula] Okay, let's get ready to open the doors.
- What? - It's not dead. It's not dead.
- [Waiter] I tried it twice. - [Mutters]
- It make sense, doesn't it? - Sure.
So why did you take the 50-euro bill?
Come, look! It's a luxury resort!
[♪ ASLE: "Thank You [Asle Disco Bias Remix Edit]"]
[Paula] He hasn't said anything about you being black.
- Interesting. - In every business it's the right place...
You are inflicting pain on her by defending yourself.
[Uli] Hello. This is my wife, Therese.
- No... - Why? I'm dancing.
Okay.
Well, our products have been employed in upholding democracy
- In 80s, I was... - Baby? Can I have this one?
- Nothing more? - Uh-hmm.
And H&M!
One for you.
- [Thomas] 'Dimitri!' - 'Oh, okay!
'Up! Up! Up!
You're five? Just be patient. Everyone will get...
What about it?
In T-shirt and shorts?
Yeah. It's hot, huh?
No, no, no. Just don't... Wait. Can you sit down? Sit down.
Think about a tune that you like when you walk.
I mean, you managed to run a fucking matriarchy, Abigail.
[Banging and rattling]
Abigail? Could you get the tray? Thank you.
Who am I?
Oh, everybody, give it up for these guys!
I actually wanted to tell you that I'm...
Wow...
- He doesn't look well. - [Darius] You okay? Feeling seasick, sir?
Yeah, this big log was over there, and we moved it over here.
He's alright.
- I feel embarrassed. - Alright, it's okay. Whatever...
Definitely, yes. Okay.
- Come on, guys! - Shh!
And we still love each other.
What are you all worked up about? I'm fine! Just totally fine.
We got this cruise for free.
connecting Martin Luther King, the Kennedy brothers, and Malcolm X,
But then, I saw the sails.
Well... Jarmo Bjoörkman. I'm sitting at your table.
Because I feel like I need to know where this is going, Abigail.
- You're fighting over money! - No! That's not what's...
"Yes! Oh, my God, get away from us!"
[Coins tumbling]
because factories shutting down...
If I started smiling at the hot stewardess and...
Therese... Wow!
And while you're swimming in abundance,
Sorry.
One for you.
- Oh! - Yeah.
Have you ever used your... when you were young?
[Carl] What do you manufacture?
- What? - You can leave your beer.
- And? - I cooked.
- [Dimitry laughs] - Where's the yacht?
[Whooping]
[Knocking]
'Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! The ship is going under!
I'm coming...
Seriously, Yaya, we're sitting here together, you shouldn't...
- Yeah. - Yeah?