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You think I'm a pirate?
What's that?
Since then, she's suffering from a disability of speaking.
- "Yes" or "no"? - I'm saying...
- What the fuck, man? - You just said you thought he was hot!
Yaya?
Pay taxes! Stop the bullshit and pay taxes!
It may sound strange, but I'm...
Er... Just quick. No smiling. No stopping.
it doesn't mean they're gonna accept the fact
Didn't that embarrass you?
[Panting and moaning]
No, no, it's because, er... I was off duty.
- Can I help you? - I was just looking.
Okay, guys, listen up. You are going to swim.
I'm just trying to figure out what exactly I did wrong!
It's been there the whole fucking time, Abigail!
He's hunting.
- [Paula] Are you okay? - What?
Oh, oh, oh, no, I have one!
[Man speaks native language]
Have a drink.
'Not contributing enough to society.'
- Red or black? - Black.
Sure.
[Men shouting]
You're a young, hot guy. What do you think she's going to do with you?
You're rich, so you're a philanthropist, so you can cure your conscience
Look!
I have too much abundance in my life. I'm not... I'm not even...
the rest of the world is drowning in misery.
Disgusting.
- You had, like, three more. - That's not what I mean.
[Tapping phone keyboard]
- Oh, my darling. - [Mutters] More champagne...
- Surely that would be easier? - What about Yaya?
- You work on the boat? - Yeah.
- What are you doing? - What?
And I recall, I was seven years old walking into the kitchen
H&M is here again!
What if my, er...
'I sell shit.'
- [Dimitry] Huh? - To clean an octopus!
[Dimitry] 'Shit!
- You saw them? - [Giggles] Yeah.
Everybody, come closer together!
- Sorry? - Just change roles.
Yes, I am.
'Thank you.'
Drop it, okay?
- [Waitress] Are we enjoying the food? - [Woman] Yes, very much.
- I don't like it. - Okay.
Sosh... I'm a shit sho...
[Laughs]
- Have you been for a swim today? - No, not today.
What was the price of that one?
Are you okay, man?
One for you.
[Waitress] Okay, the restroom. Let's go, I've got you.
- I work in the engine room, man! - [Paula] Sir!
No. No, we all... we all worked.
- Why are you talking to the crew? - I said hello.
Let's just have fun.
But come on, you don't have to... You said it very quickly. Jesus!
That's not the way it's meant to be.
"is man's eternal desire to be free and independent."
And then a hot guy turns up. I mean, he shouldn't be...
- No, no... - Yeah, let's go!
No...
[Carl] Pretzel sticks.
[Sighs]
I'm calm, I'm calm. What's the problem with you, man?
Okay. Thank you very much.
Cheers.
- I don't wanna sleep with my best friend. - No, that's not...
- Very good. - We have four and a half hours left.
[Man 2] You can hardly tell it's the same guy.
Me, too.
- Please enjoy. - Thank you.
[Dimitry chuckles]
- [Dimitry] Paula, we need water! - Be patient.
I just want to ask you when you're able to hold the Captain's Dinner?
- [Yaya] Yes! - [All cheering]
Listen: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually
- I don't have kids. - Ah...
[Camera shutter clicking]
- [Woman] Hi! - Hi.
So, what business do you have together?
for not paying enough in tax.
- A little stuffy? - A little stuffy.
[Therese]
- Maybe it's not a big issue... - No, but it's not acceptable here.
- ...this is a motorized vessel. - Yeah.
[Man screams]
- [Dimitry] Big donkey hunt! - Come on, speech!
Well, you can't pay now, that's ridiculous.
When it comes to you and me, we're dealing with roles that I hate.
Abigail!
You have a good heart.
I use you?
If you don't fight, you're gonna be her slave.
- You didn't see it? - I, er...
- We can split the bill if you like. - No, no...
Ronald Reagan, he said also,
- Thomas? - What is it?
Wait.
- Fuck! - Was that everything?
[Yaya] Abigail!