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Yes, I am.
- We can split the bill if you like. - No, no...
Everybody, come closer together!
And I recall, I was seven years old walking into the kitchen
Listen: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually
"is man's eternal desire to be free and independent."
- A little stuffy? - A little stuffy.
- Have you been for a swim today? - No, not today.
[Dimitry chuckles]
Sosh... I'm a shit sho...
Have a drink.
Ronald Reagan, he said also,
Abigail!
I just want to ask you when you're able to hold the Captain's Dinner?
- I don't like it. - Okay.
- You had, like, three more. - That's not what I mean.
What if my, er...
it doesn't mean they're gonna accept the fact
[Therese]
- [Dimitry] Paula, we need water! - Be patient.
Are you okay, man?
Didn't that embarrass you?
- I work in the engine room, man! - [Paula] Sir!
No, no, it's because, er... I was off duty.
- Oh, my darling. - [Mutters] More champagne...
- Please enjoy. - Thank you.
- I don't wanna sleep with my best friend. - No, that's not...
'Not contributing enough to society.'
- Why are you talking to the crew? - I said hello.
- You saw them? - [Giggles] Yeah.
- Fuck! - Was that everything?
You're a young, hot guy. What do you think she's going to do with you?
- Can I help you? - I was just looking.
I'm calm, I'm calm. What's the problem with you, man?
[Waitress] Okay, the restroom. Let's go, I've got you.
And then a hot guy turns up. I mean, he shouldn't be...
[Panting and moaning]
Disgusting.
Since then, she's suffering from a disability of speaking.
You have a good heart.
No...
for not paying enough in tax.
I use you?
'Thank you.'
'I sell shit.'
Drop it, okay?
- You work on the boat? - Yeah.
Er... Just quick. No smiling. No stopping.
- [Yaya] Yes! - [All cheering]
What's that?
When it comes to you and me, we're dealing with roles that I hate.
Cheers.
It may sound strange, but I'm...
That's not the way it's meant to be.
[Men shouting]
One for you.
Sure.
H&M is here again!
If you don't fight, you're gonna be her slave.
What was the price of that one?
- You didn't see it? - I, er...
[Carl] Pretzel sticks.
- [Paula] Are you okay? - What?
the rest of the world is drowning in misery.
Well, you can't pay now, that's ridiculous.
[Man speaks native language]
- What the fuck, man? - You just said you thought he was hot!
[Sighs]
I'm just trying to figure out what exactly I did wrong!
- Red or black? - Black.
Pay taxes! Stop the bullshit and pay taxes!
But come on, you don't have to... You said it very quickly. Jesus!
- "Yes" or "no"? - I'm saying...
- I don't have kids. - Ah...
[Dimitry] 'Shit!
- [Waitress] Are we enjoying the food? - [Woman] Yes, very much.
Wait.
Look!
- Very good. - We have four and a half hours left.
[Camera shutter clicking]
Yaya?
Let's just have fun.
- [Dimitry] Big donkey hunt! - Come on, speech!
- Surely that would be easier? - What about Yaya?
So, what business do you have together?
[Tapping phone keyboard]
He's hunting.
Okay, guys, listen up. You are going to swim.
- [Woman] Hi! - Hi.
- Sorry? - Just change roles.
[Man screams]
Okay. Thank you very much.
You think I'm a pirate?
- Maybe it's not a big issue... - No, but it's not acceptable here.
[Laughs]
Me, too.
- No, no... - Yeah, let's go!
No. No, we all... we all worked.
You're rich, so you're a philanthropist, so you can cure your conscience
[Yaya] Abigail!
It's been there the whole fucking time, Abigail!
- Thomas? - What is it?
- What are you doing? - What?
[Man 2] You can hardly tell it's the same guy.
I have too much abundance in my life. I'm not... I'm not even...
Oh, oh, oh, no, I have one!
- [Dimitry] Huh? - To clean an octopus!
- ...this is a motorized vessel. - Yeah.