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Yeah.
...is there any down here that need to be...
I have a joke. Do you know how to tell a communist?
I know. Vladimir Lenin!
- Let us talk. - Where's he going?
Okay, I'll come back in 30 minutes?
[Screaming and cheering]
- I am the new owner of the ship. - [Paula] Open this door!
- And nothing sexual, okay? - No, I won't do anything sexual.
- Take care. - Take care, you.
- So it's "yes"? - Yes... No.
Nope.
[Waitress] Sir.
[Paula] Open the door! Let us talk. Open the door.
'and not at 8:00, as it says on the daily program.
No!
I'm not going to go and talk to some crazy Russians.
Er... we made a mistake with...
- [Alicia] Some champagne. - [Woman] Bravo!
Look good and walk? But not at the same time, right?
- It's moving. - It's not dead.
So you do castings again, then?
- And you're sure you didn't? - We are sure we didn't.
I mean, come on, look at you. And then...
- I think they need to be punished. - Yes, ma'am Paula.
So, we don't have any sails.
Do you remember what you said the first night you were here?
you have to show us some serious cash.
[Dimitry] I would say, I agree.
I think it should be a little easier from here.
Thank you. Next!
but they want us to go from the water slide and...
- Can I escort you to a table? - Okay.
I'll give you that 50 euros! I'll give you a 100 euros!
So I can...
What are you doing with your hand?
I'm gonna open your shirt.
[Laughing]
- Yeah? - Completely, a hundred percent...
[Knocking] Captain?
- So your intention was to pay me back? - Yes.
But, really, maybe we should just do that, maybe we should just get on with it.
Okay, okay.
- Sorry. - [Waiter] Are we enjoying ourselves?
[Yaya] I see something!
- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.
You're sure you're the right guy for the job?
- Thomas? - [Knocking]
Ginger candy? It's good if you're seasick.
The chef has started the dinner, I need the prep-time.
Hundred thousand pigs, two million chickens.
Cos today we have the Captain's Dinner.
- Are you okay? - [Grunts]
- It's surreal, huh? - Yeah.
I was only CEO
Thank you.
[Crowd] Yaya! Yaya!
- To love. - To love.
[Paula] Ma'am? Are you okay, ma'am?
Martin Luther King had been shot.
I don't know, you looked like you were thinking there.
What?
Here you go.
Hmm... Let me see.
Hey, you did it!
[Woman speaks French]
"Yeah! We're just kidding. We're so cheap, we're so happy!"
[Screaming]
[Speaks native language]
- Good, huh? - I guess so, yeah. It did.
- Is there a problem? - Strange, I've never seen you.
Yeah?
Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same As it was in Ancient greece
[Dimitry] Hey! Ha-ha!
[Knocking]
Balenciaga!
Are we enjoying ourselves? Yes!
One for me.
Understand my point!
Yaya! Yaya, wait. Wait.
We just fell asleep.
They have Rolex watches in the reception.
Darius...
I got you this shirt. I invited you for dinner.
[Blows whistle]
It's always, "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!"
I'm not a fan of fine dining.
- You're good at that. - Thank you.
Erik! Erik! The defibrillator right now!
I need to wee-wee.
- [Yaya whooping] - Yaya!
I don't know why she asked me, but I'm gonna do it, of course...
It's not about...
[Knocking]
No. No, no, no... Why do you get so much food?
- ...bare-chested. - Really?
[Man] Huh?
- Thursday's bad. - Huh?
[Knocking at door]
- [Thomas chuckles] - Wow...
And when you have money, you know,
This is a beautiful ring. This is 24-carat gold.
[Dimitry] Whoa!
- [Thomas] Welcome. - Thank you.
- What are you gonna do on the boat? - I don't know.
I really feel that I've had one of these moments.
[♪ FRED AGAIN: "Marea [We've Lost Dancing]"]
Yeah!
- Red or black? - Er... black.
Thomas?
- [Man] I'm terrible at dancing. - [Yaya] What if I go?
- Do you want me to clean the room? - No, thanks.
Amazing...
No, I'm not. I'm not.
'we are not on our way to tax paradise, that's for sure.'
Everybody, stay calm!
Okay.