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...I would like to make a suggestion, if that's okay?
I was... walking up and down the corridor and...
It's not a good time to step up the situation.
Why?
- Stop talking! - Relax, Paula, it was okay.
Come on, Carl! You can do it.
- [Abigail] When we get back? - Yeah.
- [Yaya] Carl? - Yeah.
Okay, not that much. A little bit less.
in one agriculture "Kombinat", we called it.
- Yes? - I made the fire.
- That's not why I said it. - [Bangs table]
- [Laughs] - It's a request from one of the Russians.
[Switches on Tannoy]
[Man] Say it to me.
Abigail... I think you're forgetting
Okay, I'll come back later. Sorry, ma'am.
[Thudding and braying]
- Bye, girls. - Bye.
We shouldn't just slip into the stereotypical gender-based roles
Sir.
What?
[Captain] Are you still there, Paula?
- Champagne, sir? - No, thank you.
[Darius] Cos the crew's going for a... a swim.
What's she doing?
- Do you? - Yeah!
Okay, five glasses! Five glasses.
[Man coughs and retches]
[Sighs]
This is not how you were trained, Abigail. Please give...
[Mutters]
You... chillax in the jacuzzi, and I'll get the captain.
[Applause]
- 'But I can.' - Thomas?
[Darius] Enjoy your dinner.
- [Nelson] Can I come? - [Carl] Abigail, can we both come or...?
[Laughs]
Uh-huh.
Then we can take a picture together, the three of us.
We work on a yacht. You are a toilet manager.
- No, I'm... I'm so... - Come on. Don't be shy!
Take care.
No, you didn't?
- Pirate? What was it? - Did you see it?
It's kind of a perfect scenario for you, I mean...
I want us to be equal.
You're making this into an issue.
- You say "no" to me? - No. No!
[Animal braying and snorting]
...in the right moment. My right place: east Europe.
I'm coming! One second!
Nice to meet you. Enjoy your dinner.
I don't know what to say... I can't do anything?
Now I feel bad.
I would have a conversation with Yaya. I would have to be an adult about it.
With me?
[Explosion]
- You're the toilet manager. - No.
- [Laughing] - Oh...
[Animal barking]
[Nelson speaks French]
Carl! Just give me a second. Just wait!
[Weeping]
[Yaya] Let me change.
- Yaya? Wait, wait! - Dickhead! Piss off!
- [Abigail] We need to clean the octopus. - Of course we do.
[Coughing and retching, baby starts crying]
'of your position in a financial hierarchy.
And figure it out, but... I think it would be easier for her, probably.
[Waiter] Thank you, sir.
- [Woman] Hmm! - Hmm...
'El Salvador, Nicaragua, Panama, and Bolivia.
This one is... 28,000 euros.
Don't... fucking do that to me, Yaya!
they wouldn't care what we did in here.
- [Jarmo] Are there more boxes with water? - [Paula] No, this is it.
- [Man] Thank you. - Thanks.
'I'm not angry with you, it's like Karl Marx said:
I've been there, I know.
Right moment: end of 80s, beginning of 90s.
Who cares about the Captain's Dinner? This will only take half an hour.
I need to say something now, because this is becoming ridiculous.
Any day but Thursday.
You know this, Abigail, I am a very rich man.
You chill in your room, have little nap. I'll be back in a couple of hours.
I don't know, kiss a little bit in public and hold hands.
Of course. I can get the First Officer. He's not doing anything right now.
...if everything goes well...
I'm Darius. Nice to meet you.
Come on.
- [Man] So what's the problem? - [Paula] Please don't go there.
Because it's very dangerous around here.
What if I fall pregnant and I can't go on working?
It's not even installed yet, it will take forever, and I don't have that time.
Oh... hey.
Instead of giving me the 50-euro bill, you put it back in your purse.
Oh, come on, I didn't...
You sure?
[Glassware clattering]
[Jarmo shouts in Swedish]
- [Man] What's this? - [Paula] It's a facial spray.
[Clementine] Oh!
- That's literally what's happening. - I'm just pointing out the fact that...
- Wait... - What are you doing?
So, I do have to just make sure I'm doing my job properly.
We can go down there now, and I will buy you Rolex watches!
Or panna cotta, you like both of those.
How are you guys doing?
...unblocked, or... is everything okay?
- Okay! - Thank you, Paula.
- There's water in there. - Yes!
- Stay strong. - [Slow handclapping]
I mean, er... we have to work together.
But there's one thing that's so much greater.
- Make sure to set up boundaries. - Yeah.
as quick as possible, okay?
[Dimitry] Say it again.
[She speaks Swedish]
but they want to hear it from the captain in person.
He really shouldn't be leaving such a beautiful girl on her own.
And try to remind yourself...
I thought I'd just let you know, cos... Yeah, I didn't wanna make anything of it.
I'm saying...
That's so kind of you, madam, but unfortunately we're not allowed
you don't leave money to sleep, you understand?
Have a little look.
'This is the new owner of the ship speaking!
Thank you.
No.
where you constantly have to maneuver homosexual men
Wow...
It's not crazy Russians, it's very rich Russians.
One for me.
On the yacht, toilet manager. Here... captain. Who am I?
I don't know, I do it and I don't even realize that I'm doing it.
[Man] Hey!
I have a question. I'm sorry.
Welcome to the bridge.
Maybe has a little chance!
"The most powerful single force in the world today
I just wanted to tell you it's time for the safety drill.
- Sorry, what? - Yeah... It depends.
[Woman] Hey! Help me!