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- Did you stay up all night writing that? - I got to bed around 2.30.
Ahhhhh.
Captain N Thinking of a joke
"He's a family guy
There's worse things than nicotine. And I'm gonna find 'em.
Where's the stash? I'll do a freakin' body-cavity search.
Look, I'm not insensitive, Lois.
Patience. It took St Patrick more than a day to clear the Emerald Isle of snakes.
Oh, come on, stop it, you guys. It's nothing. Oh, Lois, your toast is ready.
"On which we used to rely?
Uh... yeah.
Mr Weed, I think Peter needs a doc...
Nurse! This dog is trying to kill me! Nurse!
"But I'd rather get it on with you
Yeah, OK. All right.
I'm in a rut. Nothing thrills me any more.
Brian, wait!
Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle. One day you see your reflection in it,
"But now we're happy Brian's home, cha-cha-cha!
#mort Peter Bruce #ned Flanders homer #lois Chris #bill Brian Stewie Louise Linda Tina gene Steve roger bender fry Amy Hermes professor leela
All right. That's it. A little tie music.
- Hey, what kinda tanning booth is this? - Those aren't tanning booths.
Count it
Hey Meg 18 yet?
There you go.
lumpy plumpy
#jerome 1:00:00 #bruce 4:00:00 #quagmire 2:00:00 #quagmire 4:00:00
And look. It says we have our choice of cabins - port or starboard.