Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No more Mr. nice-jerk.

with a romantic meal.

Tortoises don't do that, do we?

care of me, the narrator.

Don't make it... Don't make it!

for the arduous journey to the ocean.

unless it's in the vicinity of the eggs of the fish I love!

Except for the parasite!

Home, stream home.

Except the salmon.

I sure as hell don't.

I do look forward to cavorting in the spray.

See how her shell flares imperceptibly at the neck?

Narrator: After three years in the stream,

You overcame salmon instinct and left your home stream for me!

Fine, knock yourself out.

Tonight's planet: A primitive backwater known only as...

Brandon Onstott Bob Pauley Laura Phillips Steve Pilcher Mark Piretti Maxwell Planck Bobby Podesta Thomas Porter

I like mating with Beachmaster Cuz he's the largest

isn't big enough for the both of us.

No way! So, uh, hey...

meaningless and grim.

I refuse to release anything

When I was a young tortoise of 50

Coming up next,

until both males are exhausted or dead.

Only three in ten will survive.