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isn't big enough for the both of us.
unless it's in the vicinity of the eggs of the fish I love!
See how her shell flares imperceptibly at the neck?
Tortoises don't do that, do we?
Home, stream home.
No more Mr. nice-jerk.
Whoo!
When I was a young tortoise of 50
I Iguana
care of me, the narrator.
I sure as hell don't.
No way! So, uh, hey...
I do look forward to cavorting in the spray.
meaningless and grim.
for the arduous journey to the ocean.
I like mating with Beachmaster Cuz he's the largest
I refuse to release anything
Except for the parasite!
Only three in ten will survive.
Narrator: After three years in the stream,
Fine, knock yourself out.
until both males are exhausted or dead.
with a romantic meal.
Son of a fish!
Except the salmon.
Coming up next,
You overcame salmon instinct and left your home stream for me!
Don't make it... Don't make it!
Tonight's planet: A primitive backwater known only as...