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So where's your lady tortoise, Hubert?
I'm going to crack that hussy open
All: Mama!
Oh, what do you want? I'm 150 years old.
When we're in charge, we'll treat females with respect,
Oh my, yes.
The beachmaster'll kill you if he finds out!
We're all pieces. Then it's a date.
What about the moaning?
brought to you by mutual of omicron...
Plop those roundies.
So soon?!
Narrator: And so concludes our exploration of planet earth.
All right.
And the tortoise?
I snuck past and surprised my sweetie
You... you made it!
No!
Let's just do what comes naturally.
...or other reasons.
eat parasites off the tortoise's skin,
the sneaky male makes his move.
Coho, what have we here?