Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a pieces.
Help! Fish police!
narrator: Having reached maturity, it is time for the salmon to spawn.
Eat My Freshly Molted, Blubber-Filled Ass.
narrator: Of all the creatures on earth,
Anyway, I've done my part.
back to the exact stream in which they were born.
But who's counting?
Let's go already!
Oh, well...
So are you gonna fertilize my eggs now?
have any chance of mating.
toward the stream of its birth.
At my age,
Who cares?
I'll see you at spawning time.
than the intrepid salmon.
What the tropical hell are you doing?!
I'm a little old for it now,
Nobody knows!
Stay away from my beaches!
What's your name?
when we're sexually mature.
Have you insured your planet?