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Help! Fish police!
Nobody knows!
But who's counting?
Who cares?
toward the stream of its birth.
I'm a pieces.
I'm a little old for it now,
narrator: Of all the creatures on earth,
Have you insured your planet?
Let's go already!
Eat My Freshly Molted, Blubber-Filled Ass.
narrator: Having reached maturity, it is time for the salmon to spawn.
back to the exact stream in which they were born.
What the tropical hell are you doing?!
I'll see you at spawning time.
So are you gonna fertilize my eggs now?
Stay away from my beaches!
Oh, well...
Anyway, I've done my part.
What's your name?
when we're sexually mature.
At my age,
have any chance of mating.
than the intrepid salmon.