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No, it's okay. It's okay.
Great.
Okay. Ready?
What? Oh!
You say that name one more time, and honestly, knuckle supper.
Okay. Go find your sister.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
So much better. (GRUNTS)
Please tell the Disney people that I'm about to...
Brutus. (LAUGHING)
To Working Moms Working It Out,
and you know, I love the little guy, but he just takes over.
MAN: I can't stand here looking at you!
Hmm...
Shit!
Did it ever occur to you that maybe Becca is significant to me?
Delia. I told her you weren't available until after 3:00.
Keep your phone charged.
LYLA: What a dick move.
No, that's not happening.
LILLY: Mom?
No, I'm actually looking forward to a little bit of me time.
I already have.
Please?
I know. So high.
She says, "Yes, I am.
Yeah, in the office. Why?
The enemy?
It'll work. You just have to drink through it.
Just another minute.
You know why? 'Cause he's awesome.
Three, Girlfriends' Guide
and he is primed to jump ship because I got him sole custody of his dog in his divorce.
Hey, the sitter just texted me. The kids are waiting up.
Yeah, you should fix that before you lose a finger.
Anyway, forgive my lateness.
The bushwhack setting's a little Aggro I get it.
So?
Can you believe this?
That's, like, basically impossible.
Well, the kids had a great time,
JAKE: Amazing, right? I mean, great Chinese food right next door.
Yeah. That'd be great.
Jake's got it under control. They're bowling with Becca Riley.
Lilly, hey.
"Yes, I am." (LAUGHS)
(SIGHS)
Hey, superhero, seriously, the window.
Thank you so much. Oh.
Is it in English? Thank you, Delia.
Jesus, what the hell is that? MAN: Are you serious?
My child's crying.
to pay for your
What possible story would cover you and us
just 'cause she's your sister. She'll understand that.
Just my pride.
How horrible. Oh, my God.
I heard you were the shit, man.