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Yeah.
Oh, Lyla.
As you know, associates don't reschedule meetings
What? Yes, I'm sorry.
I can't afford another lawyer.
That's ridiculous.
Or the fact that she's 10.
She's your sister.
I just want you out today,
I realize it's a lot to ask at this late hour, believe me.
I think the kids are gonna love staying at the Paradiso.
(CHUCKLING) Wow. Hold on, there.
Mommy just said, "Shit."
Can you move them? Any wounds?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Bye. Bye.
We could play charades or something.
No, no, not a meat steak.
Gentlemen, can I get you another bottle of the cab?
He says one day I might even be able to meet her.
You have to. Please.
(KEYBOARD TAPPING)
No. I know, I know...
Tell me your troubles and doubts
God, take it. Take it. Shh.
Seriously, Jake? Look, it's a long story.
so I need to put in some serious face time with the kids,
Dead?
That's Mommy's toy.
Use it. It won't make you a lesbian,
I mean, the kid is only 10, and she is, like...
Love you, Abby. I love you guys.
Ooh, oh Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, my God, you are our knight in shining Armani.
I don't work, my kids don't go to school.
Oh. Um, Omar?
We love you. Thank you.
Thank you. You're welcome.
The kids will love that. It's $4,500 a month.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
We got Annie Leibovitz up there with the camera,
I mean, Abby has home court advantage, literally.
Did I get the Xbox hooked up?
Jake, that's nuclear.
Seriously, he promised that she would not be coming over.
Charlie, I was thinking we could go bowling,
Oh, no. So close.
Like what?
Yes.
She's got a little more heft.
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. Just... Just go on. Go on.