Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Huge. Um, seriously,

Have we met? Lyla Straley.

Yes, oh, my God. Thank you so much.

You got it. Thank you.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no.

It looks like it's gonna be good.

Shut your piehole, ass munch.

It means my friends are at Topshop,

Oh, there's... They're just playing make-believe.

You... I got to go.

We're going to the land of yogurt.

Number of calls from ex-boyfriend...

How does she do it? I don't know.

Because of the window that you said you would fix.

How does she do that? 20 minutes.

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Jeez.

I'm sorry, but we think the Girlfriends' Guide franchise is dead.

That store on La Brea is closed.

Do you feel better? I mean, I...

to fix the goddamn window?

I'm sorry, but story time is supposed to be a chance

It's a little noisy during the day, quiets down around midnight.

and I'm here at the fun-pocalypse.

I'm a muse. She has writer's block.

without clearance from all the partners.

I did back him up, but he's launching a major charm attack,

and talent night and the nose-picking Olympics

Hey, hey, hey, hey

that costs me a fortune.

I mean, come on, Barry freaking Juck here.

Juanita's a very gifted storyteller.

He seems lovely.

Abby's life going down the toilet, take one.

If the house is on fire, you'll never forgive yourself.

But if you're not gonna tell me it's free,

To Hollywood Boulevard!

Jake told me he signed the lease today.

And then, tears of joy, story time.

Throw some artwork on the walls. Yeah.

But it's not my fault that you're alone and you can't handle it.

I think I said "might." Might. Just might be there.

Barry Juck, I think your films are the shit.

that they're not your priority.

(STAMMERS) But he was my friend first.