Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, stop, stop, stop.

Where'd you get this cool light saber?

Hookers and blow, obviously.

Am I just supposed to pretend that relationship didn't exist?

No, I like my kids, but I think that might be a genetic trick.

I've been a little busy, you know, moving.

I thought we weren't gonna introduce the kids to significant others.

Delia used to represent the executive producer of Blood Sisters.

and go home, soak in the tub, drink a glass of wine,

Does this donut make me look blonde?

No, I can't. I can't have it. I'm just saying.

Don't you dare.

the first called Ben, the other, Jerry.

I'm sorry I make a substantial income

You're checking off all the boxes for midlife crisis.

You are a great mom.

Hey, hey, sorry it took so long to get back to you.

Well, because when your phone rings, the crisis is,

So what are you doing tonight that's so much fun?

Maybe a Shiraz this time.

What about the poster?

not for Jake, not for your sister, and not for you.

I said, "Sugar."

You expect Charlie and Lilly to also not tell?

(CHUCKLES) Maybe you will like it.

Abs, give yourself a break.

and toss around some book ideas,

because I want the company.

Oh. CHARLIE: Mom!

Terrible movies. God, his movies are awful.

Dad, I can't log in.

JAKE: Hey. Dad!

Nate, you are married, and that makes me guilty.

or we could play Monopoly. Lame.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES) Oh.

Does Spider-Man do Spider-Man-y things?

(BARKS) Oh, okay.

Is that supposed to make me feel better?

and we ran into you guys.

You got it. You got it.

careening down a shame spiral?

I'm not stupid. I know she's your girlfriend.

Oh, that's great. How'd you pull that off?

Shh. Shh. Shh. (CHUCKLES)

I have something for you.

A 10-year-old and Jake's girlfriend.