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You are incredible. We don't have a bond.
Oh, uh, I went Star Wars comforter,
We are all so excited that you're here.
Thank you.
Mmm. (KEYPAD CLICKING)
It's cute, right?
Hey. Okay. I'll see you there.
you'd like to discuss pertaining to my children?
which I'm not gonna go for because he's married.
to story time.
Too soon?
Eat me
Mmm-hmm. Might have had sex with him
What have I done?
and she's holding a stake.
is plastered on my daughter's wall.
Would an apology help here?
This afternoon, I shall be dazzling potential client, Barry Juck.
Hi. Hi, Mom.
Of course I'm right.
I'm gonna sue for full custody. What?
Whoa...
Missy.
Yeah?
Uh, do we have photo paper?
Call him in the morning.
Sweetie, give me the phone.
She's a really big Blood Sisters fan.
What's up?
get back on the writing horse.
You were right. I'm really not good.
They prey on the idea of "a good divorce."
(SLAMS DOOR)
Really? Sneaking phone calls?
They're at Hollywood and Highland.
I do have something for the anxiety though.
Shut your piehole.
And I got the waffle maker for Charlie.
Coincidence. I decided to take the kids out,
Did you get the Xbox hooked up?
Dr. Marber.
There is one more at a store on Hollywood Boulevard.
Juck needed to move the meeting.
Who puts a heart over an I?
No, not you. Dad.
I have to take a photo. Come on.
Of course, we have to christen the place.
(PROGRAM BEEPING FLATLY)
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
WOMAN: You make me want to puke!
On Amazon, you're selling just below, Why Cats Paint.
(SIGHS) (EXCLAIMS)