Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whatever it is,

I'm just saying, what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

PHOEBE: Yeah. Just fix the damn window.

I'm enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously,

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Answer it, dude. I don't want to lie to her.

I know, it is a shame.

It takes a village, right? (CHUCKLES)

Fix the goddamn window.

if you could shut it because we left it open. So embarrassing.

But here's the thing.

MAX: Wait, wait, so what did you end up going with?

Please? You would make my life.

Jade's all over Xander.

Abs, I'm just trying to figure out how to navigate here,

Oh, my God, is that it?

Thanks for coming. Forgive me.

Delia, thank you so much for interrupting what was probably an awesome evening.

that is when the adventure begins.

Dude, I'm trying to bail myself out here.

Oh, my God, nobody did. My twitter feed blew up.

No others until they're significant.

ABBY: Well, I'm just glad that Jake has finally moved out of the house.

You guys, I'd like to introduce you to my friend Becca.

Dad, it's your turn. Okay, I'll be right there.

No, no, no, no.

Right. You outbid Clooney for the puppy in the live auction.

Lyla, we are not bashing Delia tonight.

Your book sales are way down.

So you're just gonna trade on Becca Riley's fame

I would be the only one that would have to be guilty.

Go to Home Depot. Thank you.

Yeah. You guys ever been to Lucky Strike?

Nate. I thought you backed him up.

Hey, you two ever looking to score any coke-cialis, or whatnot, I'm your guy.

We're friends, and you're not gonna pick sides

Lyla, have a seat.

I am incredibly horny.

What language is that?

Thanks. Hoo-ah!

And what about the window?

(CELL PHONE RINGING) ...which was fun, but now is not.

I totally snapped on her about the whole Becca Riley thing.

Trust me, someday Lilly is gonna be like,

I know you and Jake go way back,

Is this what you were looking for?

and arbor day and kid's court and snack bar

Okay, so I have this whole weekend carved out.

The rules in the school handbook are very clear.

Dude, you know what? Just stop being a pussy and tell her the truth.

Here's something.

So if you want to call and tell me tuition is free,