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Try speaking English.
I did, too.
Or that I'll get the idea that having sex at 15 is OK.
This proves it. They must've run off together.
Hi.
Well...
OK, this is all you need to know.
Did I ever tell you about the day you were born?
I was recently interrogated by the police department.
From who?
Janairu 8, 2001
And then we made out.
Does this feel more like a fair trade agreement than sex?
My teenage daughter hates me.
And then eventually I just say "Get off me," and it's done.
Your friends are liars, you know.
But ??? handle it, it would be nice to have someone to talk to.
Daniel Hoffstadler.
Trust me on this one, OK?
School hallway.
You know, I, uh...
What do you know about that - good sex?
Emotionally immature? What does that mean?
20 bucks.
It might help what?
Where've you been?
I'm pregnant.
Betrayed.
I don't understand.
I don't know.
You haven't heard from her, have you?
He and my mother have been together my whole life.
I want to talk to you about me and Ricky.
Yes.
I took a drive. With my friends. I took a drive. With my friends.
No, but it looks like fun.
Oh.
Janairu 13, 2001
Come on, kid. If you know something, you better tell me.
listen to me.
I know Adrian hasn't been around, so...
Oh. Well, you could've come by the front office.
Ruben Enriquez.
You cheated on me.
has been in some sort of altercation and was just interrogated by the police.
Oh.
OK, that can't go anywhere.
...that girl can do way better.
Don't you accuse me of having a boyfriend.
it's Officer Peter Pannigan.
She's this sweet young girl who writes poetry about the moon and teacups.
Janairu 9, 2001
Great. So, maybe we can go out sometime?
I heard she ran off with that counselor, Mr. Molina.
but I think it was a little insensitive.
Uh
Yeah, so is everyone else.
Um,
Oh. Right.
She gave it to me.
But she doesn't always call me back.
I think it'll affect the yield.
I think I can handle it, Ben.
And she didn't answer.
I don't know.
The thing is, just as I was making some progress,
Oh, Jesus.
Where've I been?
Sounds like we might be here all night.
Uh, nothing.
I didn't want to talk to you anymore.
I know you're psychotic enough to go after Grace,
Besides, I'm already pregnant.
but at least now I have a better understanding of how he became that way.
You called for me.
I created a life.
You know, I feel like I've violated some sort of patient/doctor/
So you're not smarter than me.
They, uh...
and started driving as fast as I could.
All right. Call me.
Thank you.
Where the hell you been looking like that?