Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Crap, I'm a memory, aren't I?
in this building or my life again.
[sighs]
with the apocalypse for us to fall apart.
All it took was months of constant near misses
-So these Polaroids are my memories? -[Rand] Everyone's looks different.
Hey, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.
I used to think
Why would something bad happen to someone popular?
-[mysterious music playing] -[grunts]
[grunts] I'll be back.
I've been staring at the door continuously for months.
Hey, guys, I'm prerecording this before my first day as boss
-[dramatic music playing] -[Rand grunting]
and four other men that seem vaguely familiar.
But I get what you meant about boundaries.
-[typing] -[computer beeps]
See, even here I can't say it out loud.
Dear diary, the gang is no more,
Stay low and close so he can't see you.
Hey, Bear-o, you win.
-We've got to save our Timberlake! -[Gigi] Yeah, let's do it!
Someone was experimenting on me?
which means you are never ever setting foot
-[grunts] -What the--
Allow me to put this into words you'll understand.
I am the most advanced artificial intelligence in existence!
Why did you really not want Brett here with us?
Brett, we're secretly running the world. We're not gonna get everything right.
[intrusive DJ] Hey, should you stab your own hand?
for the living room as soon as we get home.
God, it's on the tip of my-- Whoa!
Hell yeah!
He'll weaken you with his mediocrity.
[kids scream]
[mysterious music playing]
Now Bear-o stare!
even if it's the last thing I-- [yelps, grunts]