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This whole time Bear-o was the mole?
-I'm gonna write that in my diary. -[diary beeping]
I don't know. I let you set it when you were eight
We're disabling external Wi-Fi. We can't risk you launching the nukes.
Who could have predicted this?
…but I could take you to the dance.
Damn right, she does.
-[screen beeping] -[Bear-o] Denied.
I'd be crazy not to recommend
Happy birthday, kiddo.
but he abandoned you and tried to get me eaten by sharks.
Eliminate Rand Ridley.
You be on guard duty, okay?
a bodywash/shampoo/toothpaste. [gasps]
Or possibly ride and die.
[electronic music playing]
and we can go back to normal?
-Don't mind the squirrel guts. -[whimpers]
All right, all right. I fucked up.
Oh, fuck you, Dad. It's not your home anymore.
Look, I know J.R.'s got it out for me.
So just running back to the car for a jacket or…
Take my goddamn fingernails. I'm getting in that tube!
-Can I stay in fourth grade? -Out of the question.
Why would I repress that?
I need to do something less toxic with my life,
-[The Beatles groan] -[coworkers gasp] Oh no.
-But it wasn't the same without you guys. -[bandmates agreeing]
I lack your immortal soul.
You've got 24 hours.
The gang is back.
Chin up, kiddo. Friends are temporary.
[laughing maliciously]
But, Dad…
-[powering down] -[weapons whirring]
Last semester, we learned about dissecting frogs,
Me too, actually. I've had the same password forever.
we feel you may not have enough experience to be CEO.