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I get it. But we don't have to dwell on it.
She has the highest test scores I've ever seen.
Ah, thank you.
the Ridley empire crumbles.
Oh, come on.
But if you let my friends go,
like run Michael Jackson's estate.
[screams] I'm too young to die!
and get married on Mars to NSYNC.
Fuck. If we don't get that shutdown code, Bear-o will kill everyone.
[Robe 1] The Shadow Board has spoken.
Wait, Orrin.
[all scream]
Hey, I'm not her dad.
Man, I really need to cut back on all the playing God.
[grunts] What is going on?
I'll tell ya how.
-Whoa, what the hell? Did you see that? -[kids laughing]
where a kid can be a kid.
Fine. If you guys let me leave this tube once in a while.
[Robe 1] So we've reverted to the man with the most experience
[Glenn] Enough talk.
and sold 56 million albums.
You literally fucked with my head?
And it was…
That's the password! That's what I forgot!
I am honored that you have chosen me to helm Cognito.
-I mean, her. -Sir, do you have brain damage?
What I'm trying to say is…
would make things better, but it's like it just made it worse.
you'll be playing banjo in a strip-mall pizza arcade.
[scratching]
Oh, I've got a date all right,
Sometimes information is redacted for a reason.
but I can't,
This one has Bear-o. Come on.
Turns out it's not gonna be me. It's gonna be us!
I'll think of a way to regain your trust, Reagan,
I'm saving you from a life of middling achievement.
then I promise to never see any of them ever again.
[both grunt]
I had a friend, a real friend,
Welp, if we're all just neurons, might as well start early.
-Liking the new digs? -Thank you for moving me upstairs, Reagan.
NSYNC? That was my dream when I was eight years old.