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Glenn, if I look down, you better not have a war boner right now.
is caring too much
So we're good?
I have a total request, to be alive!
I do give a shit about them.
We called it Project Jellybean,
-Huh? Kid's name? -Me asking.
I don't wanna skip fourth grade. What are you doing, Dad?
Uh, Orrin Carthwait.
[chuckles] Hey, good thing I always keep a bow tie on hand for dance-mergencies.
Who's your best friend in the whole wide world?
Oh hey, look, sweetie, someone actually showed up.
Okay, well, then prove it.
The doctors are not sure.
your sleep patterns,
[dramatic music playing]
[all panting]
[Myc] There's gotta be some mad-scientist bullshit in here
Boo! I've seen better science in a Louisiana textbook.
[Bear-o growls]
with justice!
your Adderall consumption.
He's got one. I'm boner height.
If anyone knew that 9/11 was actually caused by--
I'll order one of those paper curtain thingies
Screw that loser kid.
-[all gasp] -[Myc] Oh!
[Myc] Why do you know so much about NSYNC?
[Myc] Psycho bear, death.
[Bear-o] Bear-o enjoys hide-and-seek.
and shares of the company to be CEO.
Murder bots are forever.
to access Ronald Reagan's memories
I ended up selling hot dogs and hair plugs.
-[button beeps] -[grunts] You're making a mistake.
Oh, right. You're a genius.
[Rand] All right. Have fun, honey. Be back whenever.
Looks like my good memories are over here,
Oh God, now he's got his tongue stuck to a pole. [shudders]
Reagan emotional tribute to the team, take 28.
[suspenseful music playing]
like Inception
[Alpha-Beta laughing maliciously]
And you are the only one who is honest with me,
[Bear-o] I've been watching you,
-[giggles] -Literacy burn. Nice! [laughs]
I'm a one password kind of guy.
[suspenseful music playing]
Okay, I hear you.