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-[gasps] -[computer beeps]
What makes you think I'll help you horny idiots?
-You did it, Reagan. -We did it, Orrin.
We must be damaging your memory just being here. Come on.
-C-c-could be interesting! -[dance music playing]
Let's just say I let a friend down, and this is my way of making it up to you.
Guys? You came back?
and then there's normies like Orrin,
Point is, the stakes are as high as the concept down here.
How do you explain resting bitch face to a robot?
Wow, you are one resourceful,
Corkboard? Red yarn?
Pack your shit up, or I'm dumping it in the Potomac.
If I'm ever axed from this company,
Holy shit, I remember.
Glenn was useful!
Bear-o must've kidnapped NSYNC for Reagan
[exhales] Time to start my second first day.
Hey, my dad was innocent
I call dibs on his kidneys.
[sighs]
that she skip the rest of elementary and middle school.
so she can wean herself off of that, uh, comfort bear.
[grunts]
Oh, you have no idea how toxic it can get, Care Bear.
[Bear-o] Bear-o must eliminate the people making Reagan sad.
While I have the organs of a man,
You're our Timberlake, Reagan! [screams]
that can help me escape.
[whirs]
I wanted to go to space. They wouldn't let me.
[arm whirs, beeps]
Let them fight.
Like I learned the day I got let go from the fire department,
[glass smashing]
Oh my God.
[Myc] Wow.
-[Andre] Yeah! -[Myc] Let's do this!
but this is too much.
Reagan forever. Ride or die.
You mean the one that was Battle Royale-ing each other
My what now?
[Robe 1] J.R. has been lying to us, embezzling, and falsifying documents
Better work-life balance.
I don't negotiate with bearorists.
you'll spend the next 2,000 years being the smartest robot in this tube.
I love Gigi and Glenn's fearlessness,
A fluke. I have calculated over 32,000 ass-handing scenarios.
[Myc] Why do we even have the NSA when you make it so damn easy?
You're hiding something.
Me: Let them fight
with your fully exonerated father.
[screams]
What you're seeing is a hypnagogic self-projection
[Bear-o] Destroy coworkers, achieved.
-Screw Bear-o! I'll kill you myself! -[Glenn] Whoa!