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Wow, I feel confident about this marriage.
How the hell am I gonna remember that shutdown code?
I'm going to the dance with a stranger in his thirties.
-[Gig screams] -[Brett] Whoa!
It could be dangerous, honey.
[Tamiko] If you meet any college boys, bring one back for me.
We were a team once, just like you,
go out there, fight with a bear until you take home the gold.
Ha. Aren't you a little overdressed for the science lab, dork?
-[back cracks] -Ooh.
-[weapons loading] -Go. I'll cover you.
20 minutes ago?
I'm not picky. I prefer toilet wine.
I don't know. We're hacking your brain in a tub of mushroom jizz.
System override.
-That's what I use for all my passwords. -[coworkers groan]
which is what he called his dementia pills.
[ominous music plays]
[Myc] God, I'm sick of your issues. Why don't you take your Terminator
[Bear-o] Bear-o is your only friend.
Look at your cortisol levels,
Happiness achieved.
[NSYNC members shivering]
[in deep voice] New directive.
-[Myc] All right! -[Gigi] Tell 'em!
How the hell we gonna fight a killer robot?
who deliver our pizza and fight our wars. Haven't you seen The Incredibles?
[Bear-o] Leak file. Destroy Cognito.
Goddamn it, NSYNC, you're right.
even though I made a velociraptor bot to ride and everything.
If you don’t take better care of your dick, you won’t be able to get a gyatt
Sure. I guess you seem harmless for a guy that appeared in my bushes.