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It's still hot! That means student outa bed
- Copy off you. - No, you won't.
...real wizard's chess, do you?
Fire! You're on fire!
Gunn!
You know, Hagrid. I know you do.
- Wait a minute. - You understand right, Harry.
...there are ways in which he can return.
Hagrid, we know he's after the Stone. We just don't know why.
Shrek 2 2004
The Smurfs (1981)
No, this kind of mark cannot be seen.
Up.
Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive… even if you are an inch from death.
Speak for yourself. All right there, Harry?
No no no
Do something!
Did you know??
My mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter.
No, you've made a mistake. I mean...
Sorry about that.
You’re a wizard, tom
Got To have your wits about you
Brother Bear 2003
As his only window to the outside world.....
Hermione Asshole!
Up.
are the rumors true albus? این شایعات حقیقت دارن آلبوس
You wait here.
A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.
...that Hogwarts has seen these many years, 50 points.
Use it well.
I'll take the lot !
Happy birthday nora
10 9/11? Think you're being funny, do ya?
PAWGingdor!!!
I'm YA MUM
afd afd
Don't Panic
...steps out onto the field to begin the game!
...and agreed it was best all around.
Not in the restricted section. Happy Christmas.
But, Hagrid, how am I to pay for all this? I haven't any money.
I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads.
liar!
The staircases change, remember?
C-Cant Tell you How P-Please I am to meet you
Furry chest and a thick cut beard? You must be a dom top
Thought you ought to know.
Or worse, expelled.
Snape? Blimey, you're not still on about him, are you?
No blasted letters today! No, sir.
Move!
But who...?
This is for you , master splinter .
What's going on with Harry's broomstick?
Too bad the sorting hat ate Susan Bones
WILENCE
- That way, one of you might be on time. - We got lost.
Happy Birthday Lorelei!!
Alohomora.
2021
When you work in Corrections and November OT is as bad as August OT
Last time we got told to Stay Alert
difficult very difficult
bloody awful weather for a wedding weekend i reckon
Five points will be taken from Tom
Happy Christmas Ron
No food on Sundays
- We have to move its paw. - What?
You're a hairy wizzer
And I'm holding the Quidditch Cup.
Nighty Night
Tu es un fauteuil Etienne
The Jungle Book 1967
Well, white moves first.
Give me that! Give me that letter!
Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape let the troll in as a diversion...
He'll not get away with this. He's not going to get away with this.
You're a nigger harry! i am?
Good luck
Or maybe you didn't notice. There were three!
You're saying it wrong It's, cum in mommy, not cum on mommy
I'd always heard Hogwarts' end of the year exams were frightful, but I found that rather enjoyable.
You're the boy who lived.
Baked it myself, words and all.
King Kong 1933
We're tied with slytherin
...that Optimove is strictly forbidden to select users
Ryobi!
Domani così
universal pictures and paramount pictures presents Little Fockers
...and you will be sorted into your houses.
Brilliant, but scary.
Me dad's an elf. Mum's a nipple.
...to Mr. Harry Potter...
Me? Voldemort tried to kill me?
Harry potter, this is where I leave you
TELL THE TRUTH!
He'll not go because he needs to stay.
Les AristoChats 1970
FOSSY PB
Holy cricket! You're Mary Poppins! I'm Bert! And, you are? Jane and Michael!
Keep your broom steady, hover for a moment...
Nighty night
Hey pea brain!
Shark Tale 2004
As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate...
This mirror will show you anything , anything you wish to see.
I’d probably be dead
It's just a spell. Besides, It's the cards you want.
- What? - Hermione! She doesn't know.
I'm Hermione Granger. And you are...?
A monstrous creature. It is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn.
Boring
Of course we knew. How could you not be?
I do. But your cousin don't, do he?
Use it well.
Never underestimate the power of the Crackpot 'Brella!
Professor Dumbledore, sir. Professor McGonagall.
No basketball on rainy days
Ron, don’t just stand there! Do something!
When I see my best brother
WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND BUY ME A LIGHT BOOK... ...AS A LITTLE GIFT.
Another day Off
Fantastic Beasts 4 2022
...snoring.
Time Will Tell December 2, 2001
youre a married incel mylo
And a thumping big one
Yer a wizard, Haley
"Nearly" headless? How can you be nearly headless?
Thought you were leaving without saying goodbye, did you?
Well I was raised by 4 turtles and I was adopted ...
This is about the Philosopher's Stone!
Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see?
Just helping young Harry here buy his school supplies.
grace you'll waste whitfords! yes my old uwaseing hunting ground! thanks now i can start uwasteing.
You're a wizard Christian
Oliver and Company 1988
she needs to sort out her priorities
When you GOT no SLEEP FOR DAYS
Welcome to Hogwarts.
What about the countercurse?
Brazil, here I come. Thanks, amigo.
...all four of you will receive detention.
given special quills bewitched with an Anti-Cheating Spell.
Tell me, Harry...
But that day, during the Quidditch match, Snape tried to kill me.
Come on!
It's about You-Know-What in vault you-know-which.
The Forest is not safe at this time. Especially for you.
Hungry Eyes I took your hand by surprise hungry eyes these are the days that never seem so sly. Hungry eyes nothing can keep us away from you and i hungry eyes i feel the magic between you and i.
In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that? Chiefs lose…
That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name.
I demand that you leave at once. You are breaking an entry.
thanks to you in 8 weeks the curtain goes up on a 300-foot stage manager with a mowhawk singing "consider yourself one of us!"
YOu all right there harry .
A wand....... Well go get it at gringotts the safest place ever . Except of course your aunt and uncle's house.
The happiest man on earth...
I'm a what? A magical nanny!
...for your classmate's cheek.
What do they think they're doing? Keeping a thing like that locked up in a school.
Never!
Muggle?
I don't know, Sir.
Shrek 2001
I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the house cup.
Harry, do you know why...
I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading
...and forget to live.
Very curious.
Who's there?
Not one single bloody letter. Not one!
...up to something.
Lady and the Tramp 1955
Does it seem a bit quiet to you?
You‘re a faggot Harry
Just give me the Stone!
He doesn't understand what it's like, lying there day after day...
Take care of Ron. Then go to the owlery.
I won it. Off a stranger I met down at the pub.
...we can bring them back.
It's Football Not soccer
I want nice, clean crystals
That's odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went to.
So, naturally, the whole school knows.
Hang on a minute. We're forgetting one thing.
And then...
You've got to keep eye contact, and Snape wasn't blinking.
When you get your 1% pay rise When you get your 1% pay rise
Dry up Hayley, you great prune
Cmon amber do something
Holy cricket!
pirla
Reckoning November 18, 2001
SICU days with Nasraway
Have you heard, harry potter is the wallabies new winger
It's not every day yer Lenziversary turns 11, now isn't it?
- Well, what it is... - It's my fault, Professor McGonagall.
Do you mean to say that thing that killed the unicorn...
Platform 9 3/4?
For your information, Potter...
Now, you listen to me, all three of you.
A car crash? A car crash killed Lily and James Potter?
Snape's already been here. He's put a spell on the harp.