Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But we just put one out this morning.

Although, he could be. I haven't seen his full blood work yet.

And besides, you are terrible at keeping secrets.

I think all the ladies in the greater metro area should expect to see

Our kids? Turk, we're not married.

"And then he hung himself"?

Stop. Stop. Stop it, please.

My best friend in college thought he was gay,

But losing a testicle is not gonna make you less of a man.

There. I locked myself in.

Can I have a minute, please?

You want to explain the fingernail marks down my wife's back?

I'm right here. I bought you that scone.

Dominican snack, my heinie.

and tell them that he needs them.

Like last month, one of my patients asks out Nurse Rollins,

Are you in on this, too, Perry?

to stop that Board from forcing you out of your job.

Are you calling me stupid?

Yeah, I don't remember that,

It'll be our secret.

That's it. I am a man.

Who ordered a can of whoop-ass? I think you did.

What I need is an investigative reporter, yeah?

And I will throw my coffee at you if I catch you even once doing this...

- Get two. - I know.

Now, what I'm thinking we can do...

Put on a wig and a skirt and told them I was you.