Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What did you have for lunch, scallops?
And... Hey, Janitor.
I offered to pick him up, but he said he'd just crash at some cheap motel.
but he was actually having his testicle removed?
That was a close one, wasn't it?
Well, it's unfortunate that all children can't have the amazing role model
After that, he had a ton of girlfriends.
you can bet your ass they really need it.
Well, where is it? Did you at least keep it?
Sweetheart, you should. It's your fault.
Men are always doing this to themselves.
John, it looks like you have some skin puckering.
Right? Up high! Up high! That's how we do!
Magic arm! Magic arm!
you're just teaching Sam to lie about who he really is.
After all these years of putting on toe tags,
I said, "Excuse me."
Fine, let's just crank this out.
Alex, I'll take Tim for $500 What is...
that you are, Mr Borderline Alcoholic.
- I don't see that that's relevant. - Why am I even bothering with this?