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Don't crack it over your sister's head again.
I sent a big "eff you" to society.
I saw Sierra's ex this morning.
- Hey. - Hey, cool.
Don't say a word.
in thousands of injuries each year.
since yesterday.
This guy. Huh?
I'm having a rough day.
- The chub bar? - Mm-hmm.
Jesus, not much of a grace period, Ebenezer.
- Here. - Hey.
Hey, look, are you still, like,
for two miles.
What, are you getting sentimental?
Yeah, I'll think about that.
Oh, hi, Franny, how was your day?
you know, trying to get me back in the game.
to chew through these things.
Is there someone to cosign for you,
a family member?
- You have beautiful hair. - Thanks.
- Night, Lenny. - Bye, Frank.
Sliced my hand first day.
They take my nipple?
No, I ran over here.
Nah, it's not my girlfriend. It's my mom.
Duran, beauty school.
I collected cans.
and stressful this can be.
Yes. Not in a lot or anything.
in a delusional crack haze thinking he was 21
can be dangerous if not used safely.
Hey, uh, what are you gonna spend it on?
- You okay? - Stressed.
Uh, ugh.
Ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff!
I do, when no one else is home.
How's it looking?
I don't know what to do with it.
Cancer, you asshole, get out of our sight!
Stupid things leaked on me.
I learned so much in school.
I expect the druggies, the hoarder,
- A Jew? - She wanted to move back to Chicago.
Go away, or I'm calling the FBI.
That's her. She's the leader.
I didn't do it yet.
Gotta get to work.
However, the number of deaths and serious injuries
We do it with power. We do it with might.
Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talking about.
- Your mom? - Mm-hmm.
- I fell out of my chair. - I had the best night tonight.
You're about to witness the rebirth
A week. I say it's gonna be a severed finger this time.
Okay, I'm gonna go get the nurse, okay?
You're dehydrated. Let me get you some Pedialyte.
Who's picking us up?
Have you had anything to eat or drink
Come on, Angel of Death, let's get another pitcher.
I'm just trying to fight the urge to drink
You're here to become management.
I don't know. I'll probably get a drink
Yeah, why don't you, uh, gimme that money back?
Ohh.
- He can afford Disney World? - No. He's full of shit
- Oh, wow. - Mm-hmm.