Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, wow. Now look at you.

Is this one of those old people scams?

- but I don't care. - I'm gonna administer

Got kinda sad about Monica today.

- Who? - Your landlord.

How do you feel, Mr. Ball?

There's not much left that's worth anything.

No, that was yesterday.

Ow! Get the fuck off!

Then I felt guilty, broke into his apartment,

♪ Happy lumpectomy day to you ♪

but you gotta give me something.

I pledge to you, Mr. Adeeb

Sir, are you happy with your current cell phone provider?

Hi. Welcome to Patsy's. Two?

Dude, you gotta drop this Charlie thing.

Can you get me a check by tomorrow?

In the butcher department.

How much do you think I can get for this?

No, I read about it in my cancer chat rooms.

- You cunt! - I tried to be nice.

So we done small talkin'?

Abuela's missed you so much.

We'll open a checking account for anyone,

choked to death the man I was meant to be.

what needs to be discussed.

- Thanks, Debs. - Sure.

Have you had an account with us in the past?

What, you sure you're okay enjoying the spoils

Yeah, I know that you guys

Besides, you gave all the best stuff to your hos.

my five brothers and sister myself.

I'll get the doctor. I'm not qualified to discuss

I had you all wrong, man.

That loser only cared about using this place to get laid.

- Hello? - Hi, is that Mrs. Cardinal?

please, please don't let anyone probe me

Sierra, what the fuck? You got a table.

would make me feel better about Monica, but it don't.

Okay, the training starts here in five minutes.

Yeah, well, we're friends.

It would take breast cancer 30 years

Yeah, how'd you do on that math quiz?

It's not that weird. She hasn't been dead very long.

No, he's a great kid. He can really hold his liquor.

Shots were fired...

Get out of here.

Do you love me any less?

You just got sober.

No shit, seven?

and the mom with 72 kids to be out of here

You gave a random girl Monica's jacket?

So why were you blowing off steam?