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[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
This is making it worse.
- Ew. Poetic, but "ew." - Dad.
Nick hates living things, so, like, it just doesn't really seem in line with what I know about him.
Working hard and playing hard? Heh. I guess the joke is on me.
- Yeah. We're doing it. Yeah. - Please don't do this to me.
The mane is totally the wrong cut for the shape of this face.
Going to get a bagel. In Chicago.
- I'd like you to defend me here. - Now, take it off!
Take my pants.
You can't sell A Father's Love. There's more to A Father's Love than semen.
Wait until it's next to a lady horse, trust me.
- She should be with somebody like us. - Totally. White guy power.
Or, I don't know, your father.
[TIRES SCREECH]
Sounds like a great plan. We'll come with you and I'll watch you give Jess her money back.
The, uh, Ring-A-Doo Johnnycakes?
Now you have to talk to each other!
This means too much to Nick. You can't say you'll do things and not do them.
Damn, you're good.
- His name is Pavun. Pavun Shetty. - What?
Watch this.
You know, he sometimes used to sell hats.