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How do you eat an elephant, Robby?
CHORUS: Who's that girl? - It's Jess
I already got people standing by to take the horse off our hands.
Just keep your head down.
Very funny, Schmidty, but my concentration will not be broken.
Come on, let's make a bet.
I think it's time for another drink.
Do you think Cece and Pavun will make it?
Okay, okay, okay. All right, all right, all right.
Schmidt?
...and then we can take her to the Naval Officers' Ball.
- Let me see this guy. - No. Schmidt, Robby!
I don't want you pants! Don't do this. Don't do this.
I didn't steal anything from her.
Five hundred dollars? You stole $500 from her to buy that horse?
- Is this happening? - Yes.
I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.
Okay, it's not taking a hit.
Guys, I'm not wearing a wire. I'm not a cop.
We enlist in the Navy. We quickly rise through the ranks...
People don't change. If someone's broken, they just stay broken.
Because it just doesn't seem like...
You don't believe in second chances, do you, Blue Eyes?
[TIRES SCREECHING AND ENGINE REVVING NEARBY]