Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you'd have several of those awards.

How about Monday?

We need to rezone the pit to turn it into a park

"But I'm gonna be honest with you. I have no clue what I'm doing."

I never said "obese." I said "is my mother."

Well, then just go up there and say hello and start talking to her.

I'm leaving now, honey.

Dude. What is your problem?

There are so many luminaries here tonight.

Okay, well, call my secretary,

Uh, it's 9:30, on a Friday night in Pawnee.

Babe, I’m out of milk.

and then tell her if she doesn't help you, and soon,

Bacon-wrapped shrimp.

And I am just so psyched that Janine Restrepo is here.

Yes, I'm married.

I like your hairdo, Leslie.

You know, there was definitely some truth

Well, 'cause I would feel a little silly

Maybe you and Leslie can join us at the bar.

"has not five but seven Asian friends.

after he traded them a baby for what is now Indianapolis.

Are you related to that Marlene Something-Knope?

it is true that you have won this award.

I've seen you hook up with more trashy chicks