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[Raheela] Whoever this is,
[boxing bell rings]
-[siren wailing in distance] -Lena. Lena. We should probs head.
No, wait, Li!
what do you do?
Let's go.
-[gasps] -[grunts]
[Ria screams]
Host for what?
Give me 20 minutes with his laptop, and I'll nail him.
Can you just stop it with this stuntwoman crap?
Come. Let me take you to the parlor where Salim and all the young people are.
This is uncool, Ba. Highly uncool.
Lads, I'm nervous.
It just sounds right.
[Alba] Okay, so we get Lena out.
Mutant hybrid super soldiers.
and that I should concentrate on my studies.
Come on!
I mean, he's buff.
And he's like, "No."
land…
Lena's going back to art school soon, anyway.
You can't minus house points.
The only time we get a clean shot at Lena is at the wedding.
which is, like, a countryside sort of place,
Lena has been brainwashed by this wife-hunting maniac
Especially not some pretty boy with nice teeth!
Where are you, Ria?
[clicks tongue] Naima, Amina, Seema, Rubina.
Cool, so what's the plan?
[whispering] She's dancing.
-Handshake. -Handshake.
[grunts]
I think it's really great to just allow yourself to be,
[scoffs] I'm sorry, okay?
Your uterus is 1.8 times stronger than any woman's I've ever seen before.
[door bangs]
Well, show me.
Go. Go. Go.
It wasn't the usual signs.
-[Lena] And action. -[record button dings]
I am the techy one.
So, did you see my kick?
You're more than healthy.
[Clara] Repeat. Thirty minutes.
Pro bono.
[grunts]
Sure, mull. Uh…
-Okay. -[Ria chuckles]
You came!
-[phone chimes] -Wait, hold on. You got a text.
[narrator on TV] …animals in the wild…
No, Ma.
It's just Raheela trying to spook me.
Yeah.
I need you, please. Okay, everything-- I don't know what to do.
Cool. I'll take the piss out of him for it.
[both screaming]
This is me.
But lis-- listen. Lis--
[head waiter] No time, okay? No time!
Yes.
Huzzah!
This is not funny. It's not funny.
I'm coming.
-Raheela! Raheela. -Wait-- Mum!
-Mashallah. -Mashallah.
-[thuds] -[both scream]
-Husband. -Eid Mubarak.
-[whimpers] -And as Allah is my witness,
No. She's-- She's just taking time out to weigh up her options.
[Ria] No, that's BS.
Here we go.
-This. -[muffled screaming]
Ria, come. Say your salaams.
That would've been so awesome for my channel.
your man, Salim, is one sexy mensch.
Love me some Zumba.
You almost ruined everything for me.
Grim.
It-- It's really bad. I have a very heavy flow.
♪ Not coming for me, not coming for me ♪
[door creaks, closes]
Don't you dare.
We need to hurry.
[screaming continues]
He's not a banker, so he's not evil.
It's magnificent.
[Kovacs whimpering]
[groans]
Lena. Lena, he's dangerous. I told you. I told you!
[grunting]
Good day to you.
Well, throwing your life away to marry some rich Mr. Darcy wanker
Yes. Your period is heavy. You lost a lot of blood.
Maybe Raheela is right.
Hey. Um…
I know everything!
You think I want a fit guy?
[shouts]
Here we go.
Give me your veil.