Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Come on! - Where are we going?

I can tell you what was tattooed on his breast, all right.

Personally I can't see no glory in punching an ignorant lard ass.

- Is a cow a man? - No, Jim.

- not to disappear! Didn't I? - Let me go!

Mr. Harvey Wilks here, took me in.

To the cemetery!

It's you, all right, Jim.

to show proof of these frauds at the moment,

We have decided...

Now, where have you been, you little turd pie?

- You'll go to bed hungry. - So if ya starve to death by mornin'...

They told me they was the Grangerfords, and asked me a million questions.

If you think I feel bad,

We'd both go back, Jim, bein' the right thing and all.

when he can catch me.

You're still my best and only friend.

Oh, the King of England!

Did you see any such mark?

- I say we tar 'em! - Yeah!

- What's wrong with 'em? - Well...

Come on, Duke! Over here!

I'm gonna wring your skinny little neck!

Them Shepherdsons knew we were comin'!

True blue Huck Finn.

What in hell's bells are you supposed to be?

- I say we hang 'em! - Yeah!

- Uh, the queen. - Queen what? - Queen of England.

I'd grab that gold away from them two frauds.

And you two gentlemen are quite a surprise to us.

gave me $500 for my troubles and my chivalrousness.

- Lookit here, Jim! Does a cat talk like we do? - No, a cat don't.

Gracious! Well, what can I do for you?

the great Swahili warrior's sleepin'?

- It ain't ridiculous. We just talk different.

We'll be havin' an auction tomorrow mornin'...

If this ain't bully, nothing is.

I never seen such a son as you!

mighty guiltful 'bout all this borrowin' we've been doin'.

Right then I knew what I was doin' was wicked.

But then he up and vanished with some of his rapscallion friends.

and at 10:00, we'll be gone. Come on.

- Almost got it! Push!

Come on. Play along with us for a couple of days.

he's a lot younger, see.

Now, who here helped lay out my brother...

Well, first we gotta take care of something.

You know how hard that'd be, Jim? It's a million miles to Cairo!

steal his keys, and break Jim oouut!

Don't you cry for me, Mr. Finn.

Aw, shut up, Jim!

So he's ours. We had to chain him.

Oh, thank ya ever so.

and I'd rather not get it shot off.

But the river don't. You always feel warm and safe and free on the river.

Would you happen to know where the...

- What was your name again? - Mary... Williams.

- Hey, King! - Yeah?

until we can take him up north for the hangin'.

That's a dazzling idea, King.

Well, looks like you put on considerable many frills since I've been away.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

All right, I... I promise. Say...

I knew I was in trouble, and it were only gonna get worse...

Enough. Heh-heh.

I gotta tell ya, King, I'm just not comfortable.

Talk about lost!

Then he gave more gold...

If it's a priest before a king,

Little did I know... that that one mistake was gonna change my life forever.

- Somehow... - That's the way it is, and that's the way it's always been.

At least until after your Pap goes away again.

But I decided from now on, I'm just gonna do whatever come handiest.

That is to say...

screamin' about how some robbers had cut you into a million pieces.