Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That's mighty nice of'em. - The widow wants you to have a proper burial,
- Ain't nothin' like yours, Harve. - I'm not very well fixed...
There it is!
Even $400. Sold, $400! Let's sell the next lot.
He died.
- Goin' somewhere? - Maybe I am, and maybe I ain't.
Was Peter Wilks well off?
You sweet child!
They came here with lots of names and facts...
Come tomorrow morning, they'll be talkin' about me in the past tense.
What're you doin' with my gun?
Missus, where's my jacket?
Er, might we, uh,
You're a couple of frauds.
Faked it all, Jim. I'm as alive as you.
I'd had enough, and steamboat or no steamboat,
- Him? Oh, yeah. William III. - George IV.
I figured I'd come and get my due.
No, he didn't! He said, " Pallee-voo Francine!"
And, well, she was so ashamed...
If that's Cairo, I'm a free man!
- What? - Don't you worry! I got the gold.
And a slave on the river by himself?
So we have decided,
All for us and none for them. Let's count it.
I apologize, Adolphus. You're a dear, sweet boy.
Just playing with the little doggies? I oughta...
after the funeral,
I never noticed no tattoo at all!
- What in hell's bells is that? - Hair ball... from a ox!
- You mean French people don't talk the same as us? - Why, no, Jim.
I got to tell 'em you're not a murderer.
That's the worst English accent I ever heard.
By the way, Adolphus,
- You boy! That a raft out there yonder? - Yes, sir, it is.
Hey, where is your fancy school clothes, Huckleberry! What are these rags?
Almost there, Huck!
why did you think we was them?
- Who's the King married to? - His wife. - What's her name?
I got it! I got it!
Smelly as the dickens.
- Is it yours? - Yes, sir.
Now, look, Duke, old friend.
But he died last year,
Yeow! Go... You skinny little rat bag!
Damned if I would, Jim.
- Let's go buy those tickets. - All right.
To ward off the devil. Yeah, that's your pap, all right.
Dr. Robinson was right. Them two are liars and frauds.
Ah-ha-ha! Broke his arm, very likely,
Father said only you should open it.
Oh, let's go!
and might not have gotten it at all.
Hang 'em! Hang all of'em!
Ah, you're as bloomin'beautiful as Peter said you was.
Yeah. We can cure cancer, paralysis, baldness.
feel so bad, they wish that they had.
That wasn't my fault.
and at 10.00 tonight, Jim and me would be on a steamboat...
No, ma'am. I went to school.
- Howdy, little one. - Hello, good sir.
Everyone else is on our side!
But no one knew nothin' about England,
Meow!
This is the nicest thing anybody's ever given me.
- Take it all the way back up to Cairo. - Right up the Ohio.
but by God, I know them two sure ain't.
People tryin' to kill me and... dogs tryin' to rip my face off,
It seems to me, Jim, whenever anybody's after anybody,
We're going to England!
- I say we shoot 'em! - Yeah!
- I'll go this way. - I'll go below.
But ya can't breathe!
She's just a girl, Jim.
Ya know what they'll do if they catch us?
Hello, there! Happy morn to ya!
He's awake. He's awake!
just because you're taught somethin's right,
- What're you doin' here? - Nothin'.
Why, my name's... Bet ya can't spell my name?
- Where's Buckingham Palace? - In Buckingham.
I thought you said it was Sarah.
I'd go back, most likely, just to see the look on people's faces.
I must communicate with me deaf brother.
Can you tell us how close we are?
- You sure are. - Ha ha ha!
and we need to leave this raft here for our getaway.
- Ah, you'll get over it. - That ain't the point.
- Thanks, Billy. - Billy!
You really don't have to do this!
- Get to work now. Come on! - Yes, master.