Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Runaway slave." - And what's that say?
Ready?
- Heh heh heh heh heh! - Ha ha ha ha!
Here's another set of Wilks brothers!
And all of a sudden the bank gave way, and into the river he went.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you my real name.
The King and the Duke found out...
Maybe young Adolphus here has the right idea.
- the Duke of Bilgewater. - Bilgewater?
And knowin' them, they'll duck.
Our feud's been goin' on for 30 years.
Yeah, let's get the booty and get outta here!
- Well, why didn't he just say it? - He did just say it.
Yeah.
Oh, fine! Then let's just get right aboard!
Damn! One more like that and she's had it!
You know that night on the steamboat with all them murderers?
Jim.
Right! And French people talk different than us! Ya see?
All right, heave!
but I never met anybody who didn't lie a little when the situation suited him.
- Out with it! - Yeah!
" Four hundred dollar reward.
- Here's some more wood, Jim. - Right there.
You done it, all right. I'm George Jackson.
Because there ain't an easier book to read than your face.
Nothin'. Just that you're wanted for murder.
He goes to our church, regular.
So who do they think killed him?
Well, just let me take another peek at that gold...
Get 'em!
Well, I was comin' from Hookville to visit my cousin...
Hey, watch it! Stop peckin' at me!
You fess up, you little thing! You tell me, who is ya? You tell me, who is ya?
This thing's sinkin' quicker than we figured!
When I heard what happened, I took the first steamer down.
Scared him? You scared the whole town. They's
people mentioned by our dear Peter so often in his letters.
I mean, don't I deserve it...
I wanna see if any of my... belongings washed up on shore.
- Anyways, I gave 'em my fancy clothes to help 'em stay warm. - Hmm!
Well, that old King juiced it plenty,
that the dead guy's brothers lived over in England.
and get ready for a spit-lickin'good time.
Aw, hell.
Next time, don't tell people what ya got. Just lie your little face off. Now, get!
I'm a little quicker than that.
Do you go to church?
right down to the damn dog next door.
Aah! No!
but I've got a blinkin'job to do...
It's always so damn troublesome doin'right and so damn easy doin' wrong.
What the...
- Hey, Louise! Is Jim home? - Hello, Huckleberry.
- 15. - Deal.
We'd best be goin', Jim!
The good spirit tell 'im to leave you alone,
I'm mighty proud to know him.
He's all I got.
We should just glide out of here tonight with what we got.
- All aboard! - I don't care what happens to me, Huck.
I'm a free man, Huck.
I, Peter J. Wilks, being of sound mind..."
They proved it 40 ways that they're the brothers.
or if neither of them is!
My dear, sweet Mary Jane.
Ohhh, I keep it in shape with lots of knittin'.
- Pap. - Come on! What're you doin', Huck?
No! No!
- Is a Frenchman a man? - Yeah.
Ohhh! I'm startin'to lose the vision. I'm startin'to lose...
We're gonna figure out who's who right here and now,
tell him Huck says hello.
- What if there's people on it? - No way!
- Hit me! Afraid of me? - That all you got?
George, they ambushed us! They killed my pa and all my brothers!
Right this way, my gold-toothed friend!
Good thinkin', Huck.
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to try.
What's that old fool up to now?
- Whoa, fell off a steamboat! - Oh, you poor boy! Falls off a steamboat,
- Is a cow a cat? - No.
the river.
You lie still, and I'll bring you some soup.
And I thought we were friends.
Oh. Bless him.
Jim and me found the raft and fixed it up as best we could.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Yeah, I do.
You were mighty good to me, Billy.
Hey, Jim!
that she was going to sell me away from my wife and my children, that...
-Jim! Let's get! - Huh!
and as their uncles,
Come on!