Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(imitates rocket noises)

Here at Messages, we treat your addiction humanely,

I have a problem.

Hey, where's Mom?

are actually dead.

Well, let's pray this place won't be necessary.

-And that's it. -Really, Marge?

"I'm making $400 a day from home.

Oh, well, that's not happenin.

auf wiedersehen forever to your old online life.

at that screen addiction rehab center.

Google and TikTok say that's a lie.

Your stay is entirely funded by donations

Bet that would cook up nice.

Then, they came up with sitting around a radio.

(gasps) Look, this one has an old handwritten note.

Tiffany Haddish's Fun with Radishes.

Ma, I'm talking to 30 million people!

A tear rolled down my face,

But we're not addicted, you are!

Or a normal person.

If people fail at cake, they need to be told.

(gasps) I know who to call.