Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oops. Looks like I just lost a contract.
What is it, sweetie? Are you gassy?
Look, everyone. She's doing it.
Not that, that's for sure.
So... World War II.
Once I post it on Reddit,
time-tested alternatives
You can call them now.
(groans)
Yes!
Say goodbye to your aunts.
I will open the box.
I was on the jury that convicted him.
¶ With the goobie, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ¶
(gasps) I could finally talk to my baby.
What's going on here?
Unlike every other rehab, this one is a scam!
Classic aggravation humor
(belches)
-I must retweet! I must retweet! -I need my phone!
Kids, we've found our summer home.
for everyone, including me.
Oh, you want-a the recipe?
I hope you don't want "more," because we're "all done,"
No problem.
Okay. Half an hour a week
Huh? Uh, what do you mean?
¶ ¶
Oh, great, now I'm out of Cheerios.