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and place their corpses in the shape of a winky face?
‐ Summer break's three months long.
‐ I don't want the replicants at home!
‐ We'll visit over parents' weekend. Okay, bye.
It's much, much deeper in the woods.
‐ Ayy, relax, kid. You done good. You done real good.
Sometimes it's not awful to share the house with you.
Probably better than you being molested at that school.
enough fermented piss to celebrate!
and I'll never get to have a 500 Days of Summer quirky romance
Ah!
‐ Because you said if we didn't eat soon
'cause you're too busy putting your nose in a pile of cocaine
‐ Five million? I don't get outta bed for under ten, you stinky cock smoocher!
‐ We could have brought him in alive!
‐ I wanted oak, not maple, you stupid birch.
[spits] Aw man.
it has grown back stronger than ever before
‐ Go ahead, Terry.
‐ Not for long, we have one more option.
‐ Hey, how long does it take to sexually awaken?
[engine starts]
‐ Well, I think I'm gonna take off.
and they never found Julia's body.
[door slams]
But it is.
Okay, you all have your big city stories now.
I think I can walk us out of the woods.
The end.
Nice guys finish first. What else can I say?
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